I'm Annoyed That It Was Cloudy Today! I Wanted To See The Eclipse!

I'm annoyed that it was cloudy today! I wanted to see the eclipse! 😭

I'M CRYING. This was my idea:

Vox: And Val is a bimbo-

Val: I'm a WHAT?

Vox: You know, a bimbo. A tough guy.

Velvette: That's not what that means anymore.

*Val is on the floor, laughing his ass off*

Random Hazbin Hotel Headcanon

The Vees all use slang from when they were alive but the other two will make fun of them for the next week if the word means something completely different now.

Adding more!

- He doesn't find nudity to be sexual so usually doesn't wear much when he can get away with it. (Not at the hotel because he'd be murdered.)

- He loves letting Velvette dress him up and will be a stand-in model when needed.

- He's good with kids and animals.

- He loves to keep up with current styles but gives it his own twist.

- When he goes quiet, he's upset.

Some Angel Dust headcanons I have because I love him:

- The reason Molly made it to Heaven is because Angel did everything he could to keep her out of the family business.

- Angel tends to slip into speaking Italian when stressed.

- He's very particular about his personal hygiene and tends to get snippy if his fur isn't perfect.

- He's surprisingly cuddly but doesn't know how to ask for affection.

- He has a passion for anything creative, especially makeup and acting.

- He tends to have incredibly vivid nightmares due to PTSD.

- He stopped eating pork after getting Fat Nuggets, finding it disrespectful to his pet.

- He sometimes quietly makes up songs when doing small tasks like cooking, something to help him focus.

- More hands = more room to gesture dramatically.

- He has a habit of reading over people's shoulders.

The mental image of Angel just VIBRATING at an attractive man has me wheezing.

does viv know

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This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.