REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

The fact that I understand this...

Hazbin Hotel is just Alex Brightman Alex-Brightmanning too close to the sun so Alex Brightman is killed. Multiple times.

(Meanwhile Alex Brightman is out there living his best life.)

I'M CRYING. This was my idea:

Vox: And Val is a bimbo-

Val: I'm a WHAT?

Vox: You know, a bimbo. A tough guy.

Velvette: That's not what that means anymore.

*Val is on the floor, laughing his ass off*

Random Hazbin Hotel Headcanon

The Vees all use slang from when they were alive but the other two will make fun of them for the next week if the word means something completely different now.

I don't have a gender because my partner has all the gender.

Valentino what the fuck.

Your flat faced prince business partner is literally a fucking tech nerd and owns the whole company which makes those sockets and cables and shit , what is that abomination 😭

The mental image of Angel just VIBRATING at an attractive man has me wheezing.

does viv know