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themanfromnantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket...

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Fool Me Once, Shame On You. Fool Me Twice, And I'll Serve You Your Ass On A Platter.

Fool Me Once, Shame On You. Fool Me Twice, And I'll Serve You Your Ass On A Platter.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, and I'll serve you your ass on a platter.

(alternatively titled “My, what terrible poems you have, Grandmother!”)

Skippity-hoppity,

Little Red Riding Hood

Taking a trip down to

Grandmother’s place.

Due to past issues with

Anthropomorphized

Wolves, Red’s equipped with a

Shotgun and mace.

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double dactyl fairy tale folklore little red riding hood poem poetry red riding hood art illustration doodles from nantucket

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Actually, I'm Pretty Guilty Of This One.

Actually, I'm pretty guilty of this one.

A couple of years ago I reconstructed Auguste Rodin's "The Thinker" in snow in my backyard.

Source: fakescience

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The World is Just Awesome.

—Discovery Channel

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the world is just awesome i love the whole world discovery channel i love the world boom-de-yah-da boom-de-yah-da boom-de-yada damn this song has a lot of different names

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A Sculpture Of The Roman Colosseum, Done In A Real Tooth.

A sculpture of the Roman Colosseum, done in a real tooth.

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that last comment is the best sculpture carving tooth teeth roman colosseum colosseum

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12 years ago

Bamboo And Pasta Reimagined As Viruses And Bacteria, By Sinead Foley.

Bamboo And Pasta Reimagined As Viruses And Bacteria, By Sinead Foley.

Bamboo and pasta reimagined as viruses and bacteria, by Sinead Foley.

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