The World Is Just Awesome.

The World is Just Awesome.

—Discovery Channel

Reblog if you want a really inappropriate anonymous compliment.

Actually, I'm pretty guilty of this one.

A couple of years ago I reconstructed Auguste Rodin's "The Thinker" in snow in my backyard.

Source: fakescience

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, and I'll serve you your ass on a platter.

(alternatively titled “My, what terrible poems you have, Grandmother!”)

Skippity-hoppity,

Little Red Riding Hood

Taking a trip down to

Grandmother’s place.

Due to past issues with

Anthropomorphized 

Wolves, Red’s equipped with a 

Shotgun and mace.

דריידל,דריידל,דריידל

For Chanukah a pretty young מיידל

Had four שייגעץ, ready and able.

She was going to sleep with one,

To make her choice much more fun,

Her lover was determined by דריידל .