You Make Me Feel Light-headed, Like Im Floating Around The Room.

You make me feel light-headed, like I’m floating around the room.

#Overlyhonestmethods

I’m doing my senior research right now, and I swear that the Experimental sections of the papers I read were written with a Magic 8 Ball. There are plenty more memes if you click through. And feel free to make your own and sent it my way!

h/t Chas

Double Dactyl XXXV

Finnius-ninnius St. Valentinius: Beaten to death, though the Stories are vague; What can be uncovered, Martyrologically, Is that he’s also the Patron of plague.

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

It's been a while since I posted any limericks or double dactyls.

I would like to rectify this wrong by requesting your assistance. If you have any ideas, prompts, or even a vague and somewhat insubstantial notion of an idea you'd like to see put into rhyming form, drop it in my ask box.

If it intrigues me or otherwise tickles my fancy you might just get a poem in return.