Roses Are Red, That Much Is True, But Violets Are Purple, Not Fucking Blue.

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

#Overlyhonestmethods

I’m doing my senior research right now, and I swear that the Experimental sections of the papers I read were written with a Magic 8 Ball. There are plenty more memes if you click through. And feel free to make your own and sent it my way!

h/t Chas

Since last we parted, ‘cross Russia I’ve traveled— From west to the east, and my heart’s still unravelled. I’ve had women in Moscow, Irkutsk, and in Perm, But my poor broken heart remains cold and infirm. I’ve swum every river, trekked trails south to north And realize I love you: second, third, first and fourth. My sorrows are as deep as the Volga runs wide. Hey baby, it’s cold out, won’t you just come inside? My muscles are strong. And my dacha? Divine. So this Vladentine’s Day, won’t you K G B-mine? Happy Vladentines Day! (full credit to grabthegusto for this discovery)

It’s hard to imagine that Carl Sagan could ever be evil, but perhaps in some parallel universe, this is exactly how it would go …

If you wish to destroy the universe, start with the pie, my friend …

From the always entertaining Sci-ənce comic, illustrated by the delightfully evil Maki Naro.

twinkle twinkle little star,

how i wonder what you are

it’s a flaming ball of gas,

learn some science you dumbass