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Roses Are Red, That Much Is True, But Violets Are Purple, Not Fucking Blue.

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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I’m doing my senior research right now, and I swear that the Experimental sections of the papers I read were written with a Magic 8 Ball. There are plenty more memes if you click through. And feel free to make your own and sent it my way!

h/t Chas


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12 years ago
Its Hard To Imagine That Carl Sagan Could Ever Be Evil, But Perhaps In Some Parallel Universe, This Is
Its Hard To Imagine That Carl Sagan Could Ever Be Evil, But Perhaps In Some Parallel Universe, This Is
Its Hard To Imagine That Carl Sagan Could Ever Be Evil, But Perhaps In Some Parallel Universe, This Is

It’s hard to imagine that Carl Sagan could ever be evil, but perhaps in some parallel universe, this is exactly how it would go …

If you wish to destroy the universe, start with the pie, my friend …

From the always entertaining Sci-ənce comic, illustrated by the delightfully evil Maki Naro.


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12 years ago

twinkle twinkle little star,

how i wonder what you are

it’s a flaming ball of gas,

learn some science you dumbass


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