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Chill out, hydrogen chloride: You’re on the acidic side, You can turn blue litmus paper red, So it’s said; With base, you can neutralise, Water makes you ionise ’Cos you lose a hydrogen ion And you become Cl- and H3O+ Your pH is low, ‘cos in H2O You deprotonate -...

 Nomadé 

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"Umm, how can you be ‘semiaquatic’, you either are aquatic or you’re not. Don’t be greedy."

"So, I get that you’re a monotreme and everything, but do you identify more as a rodent or a bird?"

"Ugh, why do you have to be such a special snowflake. Do you and like three other species need an entire order to describe yourselves that separates you from mammals that birth live young?"

"You needlessly complicate an artificially constructed system of classification. Why don’t you just lose the webbed feet and beak and egg laying ways and become a proper mammal."

"Ha! You may look like you belong to class Aves, but I know for a fact that birds don’t have fur. You’re such a phony."

"Why do you insist on appropriating beaks and webbed feet. Like, you admitted you weren’t a bird, stop incorporating them into your anatomy. All you’re doing is making birds look less legitimate as an order."

Eagle cam featuring adorable eagle chick!