theofficialuriel

Uriel

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Is It Cannibalism If An Orv Reader Eats Squid?

is it cannibalism if an orv reader eats squid?

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theofficialuriel

10 months ago

remember when we used to have chatrooms?

Everytime I think I've gotten used to the Tumblr interface they go and change it again

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theofficialuriel

10 months ago

does anyone remember that one Naruto fanfiction from 2019 called “I’m a God!!!” where the male oc gets hit by a truck and wakes up to Saiki K. just… dumping all his powers onto the OC? and then he woke up in the womb with Sasuke and he kicked the fetus so much that people in the comments thought it would come out deformed.

then the author posted a chapter that announced that they were abandoning the fic because they wrote it when they were 10

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I think it’s deleted now someone pls find it it was the funniest thing I’d ever read he was friends with the Madara era ppl too he got kidnapped by orochimaru there were hints of uchiha classes where they learn the language of ‘hn’ i think he was romancing that one femboy from the first arc looking back on it… it’s not a surprise that a ten year old wrote it they’re the only creatures who would come up with that shit naruto fanfictions crack fics wattpad saiki k I think the tailed beasts used his mindscape as a hangout spot he learned rock paper scissors techniques from Gon he was overprotective of itachi and I’m pretty sure he was a teacher to Ino’s group sasuke uchiha Itachi Uchiha

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theofficialuriel

10 months ago

Yoo Joonghyuk

Funniest (fantasy) way to find out you're trans I think. Assigned male by ancient prophecy

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but instead of a prophecy it’s breaking the sky sword training I forgot what it was called the punisher punisher orv I imagine yjh was huffing and puffing the first time around ‘well. if I HAVE to.’ :/ orv trans yoo joonghyuk genderfluid yjh yoo joonghyuk omniscient reader's viewpoint breaking the sky sword

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theofficialuriel

10 months ago

update; there are 5 fics on the first page with orv what is wrong with you people

if you sort the tag “Throne Sex” by kudos, the third fic is an orv one

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weirdos all i want is a superhero au bur y’all are busy being horny on the throne omniscient reader's viewpoint omniscient reader orv fic kdj

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theofficialuriel

9 months ago

No character has ever been so successfully woobified as Disaster of Floods Shin Yoosung. She genocided AT LEAST one whole planet and all of us are like ⸜(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)⸝ Biyoo!!! Baby cute wittle cotton candy fluff ball!!!

Extremely successful rebrand I'll be honest. Hire KDJ as your PR manager if you're a mass murderer he WILL fix your rep

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