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daughter who would ruin hundreds of universes for her lover
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son who would travel to hundreds of different universes to find his lover?
kim dokja is a medium ugly man
friendly reminder that kdj is actually the middest man on the planet and everyone is hyping him up too much. he's actually completely average looking stop twisting his words of him saying he sometimes looks good in the mirror but is mostly boring looking
Kim Dokja: Mama didn’t raise no bitch.
Lee Sookyung: Mama didn’t raise anyone. Mama was in jail.
I imagine her thousands of fans probably thought the same too. The most dedicated of them who hate-read the first few chapters of TWSA have the same realization and are devastated.
I wonder if Han Sooyoung thought, for just a second, that it was her novel sssss grade infinite regressor that came to life? Until something was just slightly off and she realized it was instead that weirdly similar unpopular novel Ways of Survival.
That's gotta be a little disappointing. Like if the apocalypse had to start it least could have been hers right. But nooo. Kim Dokja must be so smug (He was)
The only “it was all a dream” ending I can tolerate…
My headcanon is that Kim Dokja is still fifteen in 'reality' and this entire time he's in a coma from 'the incident'.
I mean... the story is a cycle.
The story didn't start from the subway. It started after he fell.
It started in a hospital room, fifteen and unconscious.
It ended that way too.
Everything is just his dream.
I read ORV (the webnovel) in November of 2020. The Trollhunters movie came out in July of 2021.
Two canon male pregnancies back to back made me think mpreg was gonna be a trend for the 2020’s.
being an orv reader is crazy because how am I supposed to explain to people that my favorite lesbians are the archangels Uriel and Gabriel from the Bible
Kim Dokja: at least she treats me like I’m somebody!
Bihyung: yeah, but would she love you if you were nobody?
Kim Dokja: nobody loved me when I was nobody
Bihyung: I did! Before the money…before the fame…
bro the apocalypse started on a universal scale because the three of them just wanted to be together bro....
ah yes, my favorite kpop idol. uriel from the bible
ah yes, my favourite fujoshi. uriel from the bible
when the love of your life wants to hang out on Tuesday but you need to prep for the death of Kim Dokja
dokja and uriel r the types of people who thirst over their blorbos but wouldn’t dare date them because nothing should get in the way of their OTP
it didn’t even have to be cannibalism. they had the chance when he was a squid and they blew it
all of kimcom's problems would be solved if they just cannibalize kdj
when I'm in a yoo joonghyuk whump competition and my opponent is kim dokja and han sooyoung
Kim Dokja always orders the same drink.
Han Sooyoung always asks the barista for recommendations.
But Sooyoung never likes what they give her, so she always ends up drinking all of Dokja’s drink
Han Sooyoung: I want Kim Dokja.
KimCom: We have Kim Dokja at home.
The Kim Dokja they have at home: 49%
"Doomed by the narrative" is sexy and all but i think the narrative wanting to save a character who is utterly set on dooming themselves isnt as much of a thing and it's so good as a concept
is it cannibalism if an orv reader eats squid?
he was a wattpad boy. she was an ao3 girl. can i make it any more obvious?