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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 8

(- means I skipped sentences)

I saw Yoo Jonghyuk who was staring at me. Shit, I was almost surprised to death.

“Kim Dokja, are you dead?”

Don’t tell me he pulled an Edward Cullen 💀 except it’s death, not sleep.

—“…Do you know the reincarnator?”

Yoo Jonghyuk’s eyes narrowed. Min Jiwon, who hadn’t wanted to disturb us, finally interrupted. She had a startled expression on her face as she said,

“The two of you are quite familiar with each other.”

He sounds jealous, but ik he’s just sus. (You can’t spell sus without us ❤️) Min Jiwon smells it-

“Jonghyuk, we can save the world. Don’t you know?”

Yoo Jonghyuk stared at me. “What are you talking about?”

HE SAID THE GIVEN NAME, YA’LL! CALM DOWN!!!

“Now now. Our Supreme King is in a bad mood right now, so back off. Do you want to die?” I personally stepped forward to get rid of any causes of depression.

Awwww he’s protecting him...

“Before that, let’s take a moment to breath. The view is great.” I said while sitting on the roof railing.

Yoo Jonghyuk asked me, “What are you up to?”

I don’t know why, but so get Kdrama vibes from this. Gong Taegwa(?) and Lee Enbi anyone? (Who are you? School: 2015)

“I don’t like landscapes.”

“Why?”

“They are things that will disappear someday.”

D E E P

It didn’t matter that the constellation was sad. All that mattered right now was Yoo Jonghyuk.

This is so freaking fluffy 🤧

Yes Yoo Jonghyuk. Feel conflicted. What would happen to me if you died?

I know this isn’t supposed to be cute but aweee 🥰

These are slightly out of order but you get the gist.


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 11

(- stands for skipped sentences)

He normally wouldn’t have done this for the part. However, Yoo Jonghyuk in this regression was different. Yoo Jonghyuk himself didn’t know what changed him.

Of course this dense mother fucker (yes. That was a Achilles Come Down reference.) doesn’t know what changed him- ITS LooOOoOoVe and KIM FUCKING DOKJA-

Before Shin Yoosang could reply, Yoo Jonghyuk pushed the child down from the ceiling. ——

“You should go too.” Lee Gilyoung screamed as he fell down along with Shin Yoosang.

I’ve said this before and Imma say it again. Yoo Jonghyuk is a death-beat dad.

I was confused. Had a fallen in love with someone?

Here, my ladies and gentlemen, is where I suddenly got the thought. [is he dense or aro?]

“When did you become me so close to him? That psychopath...”

“We aren’t close.”

“You had a very trusting expression when you said those words.”—

“You are mistaken.”

I’m starting to see another pattern here.

Yoo Jonghyuk thought for a moment before slowly opening his mouth. “My name is Kim Dokja.”

So...don’t you just love how they take each other’s names? And usually, when Dokja uses it, it has a negative effect on Jonghyuk. But sweet child Jonghyuk always ends up giving Dokja power-ups or something...rat scamming bastard who?

“Hum him. Perhaps it is ‘comradeship’...”

People simultaneously stared at Yoo Jonghyuk who was standing with his arms crossed. “What are you looking at?”

Lee Jihye and Jung Heewon were whispering to eachother.

“Ah. Perhaps?”

“Right? Isn’t this right?”

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire’ is violently nodding her head]

I think we all can guess what’s going on here. 😏

“I have no intention on joking around.”

This annoyed me so much TT. How much is the love value?!?? LET US KNOWRRRR.


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1 year ago

what if i was a squid and you were a sunfish and a were in love 🥺


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1 year ago

it didn’t even have to be cannibalism. they had the chance when he was a squid and they blew it

all of kimcom's problems would be solved if they just cannibalize kdj


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