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I’m sorry but it has to be said. Paul Hollywood (derogatory) in recent years has DILUTED the significance of the hand shake. The Hollywood handshake last year was given out WAY too many times and no one is talking about it. The market is flooded with handshakes, value is at an all time low, handshakes have no meaning anymore.
The pattern better not continue this year
Bake Off without Mary Berry is like trying to give a dolphin a pedicure - it's unnatural, kind of cruel, and doesn't work very well
I like GBBO, and I think Paul Hollywood is very nice, if what we see of him on the show is true. But I wouldn't want to eat his idea of s'mores. Those aren't s'mores and they don't look particularly appetizing to me.
GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”
Americans:
reblog and put in the tags what is your comfort series, movie, song, or youtube video
It's wild that my favorite competition shows are Great British Bake Off and Ink Master. GBBO people are nice and help each other and hang out after the show ends. Ink Master contestants cuss out each other, curse at the judges, and this one guy just physically attacked a judge and got kicked out.
Does David know, or does he also just want to see Henry strip?
Some Pretty Batshit Things That Have Been Said on The Great British Baking Show
“I think your sister tastes lovely.”
“Who wants to eat some carpet?”
“Leave your balls alone!”
“The six sides represent the six wives of Henry the Eighth…”
“If you’re gonna serve a cake, serve it phallic.”
“I had to rush the unicorn eyelashes.”
“This is the gayest challenge of all time.”
“More cats should be married.”
“That’s the one thing I know about children- don’t drop them.”
*drinks an entire cup of egg whites* “Reminds me of Rocky.”
“Please don’t cry in the chocolate.”
“Wow, that’s a terrible way to kill a nun.”
“Your wife’s gonna think that you’re having an affair with a mango.”
“One word to describe yourself.” “Depressing.”
“I didn’t realize that dairy is not only a cow. There’s like goat, sheep, buffalo…horse?”
“You’d eat it if you were given it.” “As a prisoner, maybe.”
“Wasn’t one of the children in ‘The Sound of Music’ called streusel?”
“Welcome to the least laddy lads’ club. We’re discussing the setting temperature of gelatin.” “A very masculine conversation, actually.”
“At the moment I feel sort of like Jesus did on Maundy Thursday.”
some gifs of Reece Shearsmith in great british bake off
Reece Shearsmith on The Great Celebrity Bake Off for SU2C
REECE SHEARSMITH
The Great British Bake Off
Paul trying to humanise himself saying his favourite food is pizza...shut up cunt we know you sleep in a cryochamber full of hair gel
I fear peak Britain is the bake off tent being so cold that the melted chocolate sets whilst being poured in the summer.
WoF as Great British Bake-Off
Peril
Tsunami
Clay
Sundew
Snowfall (she's just trying to keep it all together man)
Moon
Qibli (and/or Kinkajou)
Starflight
Cricket
Is Jurgen looking to adopt any depressed gay children?
"and for today's show stopper, the judges want you to perform a literal miracle :) "
Paul standing behind bakers during the most stressful parts of the bake:
"im a feral child" no you just went to school in croydon mate