Jake Madden Max Thunderman

Jake Madden 🤝Max Thunderman

Its not easy being the disappointment of the family but someone had to do it so here the fuck I am

Amy: Hartley and I are no longer dating.

Hartley: Amy, that's a horrible way of telling people we're married

I found a friend to sleep on

I am so sick of people guilt tripping lesbians when we that say we feel queer baited by Sophie and Agatha. Aside from them already being heavily queer coded as individuals (I already made a separate post about that) – they fucking kissed in the movie. On the lips, might i add. Before y’all start coming to me with the whole bs that is, ‘oh no it was supposed to be platonic!!’ and ‘kissing doesn’t have to romantic!!’.

I KNOW that. But let’s be real for a second. They kissed (on the lips) in a climactic moment, revealing that they were each other’s true love. If this had been a guy and a girl – y’all would have never implied that shit was platonic. Hell, even if it was two guys!! That’s not how friends act! 

I feel like this is adding to the whole rhetoric that ‘Lesbian relationships are not serious’ and ‘oh they’re just really good friends’. 

We were queer-baited. I don’t care who you ship. I don’t care that Soman himself is queer. This film is reaching a wider audience and can potentially add to the negative representations of sapphics in media. 

Stop guilt tripping us. We deserve to be upset. And hopefully, we can influence the writers to retcon that stupid sisters twist. This doesn’t mean that agaphie has to be endgame (tagatha can still be) – but i’d at least like an explicit confirmation for a little while.

Hartley: Jake gets Starling flowers all the time. I wish you'd do that for me.

Amy: Okay.

The next day

Amy: ( stopping during the middle of a fight with Starling to hand her flowers) …I don't understand either.

I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back

 A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

(Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

“I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!”

“Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!”

“Its okay but we need a new led snigger.” Samaro said.

“Wel………..I said Im in a bnad myself.”

I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b goffik!111

“OMFG u guyz r so scary!11” said Britney, a fucking prep.

She looked down over her pale body, and frowned. 'Where are my emo clothes?' She asked herself in confusion.