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Hartley: Jake gets Starling flowers all the time. I wish you'd do that for me.
Amy: Okay.
The next day
Amy: ( stopping during the middle of a fight with Starling to hand her flowers) …I don't understand either.
Jake Madden 🤝Max Thunderman
Its not easy being the disappointment of the family but someone had to do it so here the fuck I am
Cute! This Mother and Daughter Have Matching Mental Illnesses
4 Funny Halloween Costumes That Will Have You Wishing People Knew You’re Hot
REPORT: Your Friends Aren’t Mad at You, They’re Just Worried About You, Which Is Somehow Worse
‘I Want to Set You Up!’ Exclaims Friend Scheming to Frame You for Years-Old Murder
4 Foolproof Second Date Ideas For When Getting Murdered Is Still A Pretty High Possibility
4 Space Crimes Illegal Immigrants Will Commit If We Let Them Go There
I LIVED IT: I Apologized but Wasn’t Immediately Forgiven
Child of Tolerant Parents Already Feeling Pressure to Be Her Authentic Self
Why I Quit Botox and Started Obscuring My Face Like the Neighbor From ‘Home Improvement’
I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back
A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
(Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)
“I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!”
“Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!”
“Its okay but we need a new led snigger.” Samaro said.
“Wel………..I said Im in a bnad myself.”
I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b goffik!111
“OMFG u guyz r so scary!11” said Britney, a fucking prep.
She looked down over her pale body, and frowned. 'Where are my emo clothes?' She asked herself in confusion.
How to Have Your Dream Wedding Vicariously Through a Friend
How to Be in Your Villain Era Without Offending Anyone
Uh Oh! Friend Clearly Not the Victim in Drama Being Described
Woman Is Attracted To The Most Problematic Character in Film Again
Exciting New Makeup Trends To Hide The Evil That Lurks Within
‘Thank You, Science!’ Says Woman Who Just Got Railed By a Scientist
Goals! This Woman Replaced the Anxiety of Not Having Boundaries With the Guilt of Having Boundaries
Mom Knows Every Member of the Royal Family But Still Calls Youngest Child By Dog’s Name
‘I Deserve a Little Treat,’ Says Woman Who Has Never Denied Herself Anything
Self-Proclaimed ‘Old Soul’ Pretty Awkward Around Her Grandma
‘Heyyyyyy!’ Texts Woman in Preamble to Request for Kidney
5 Things I’d Like my Future Daughter to Know About Being Held Captive in a Basement Against her Will
Surprise! Goth Friend Grew Up in Wealthy, Loving Two-Parent Household
Incredible! Everything This Woman Has Accomplished Was to Spite That One Bitch From 9th Grade
I Found My 8th Grade Diary And I Was A Huge Bitch
DUDE CORNER: Please Ask Me if I Think a Hot Dog is a Sandwich, I Have a Whole Thing Ready
Mother Accidentally Gives Good Advice While Being Sarcastic
Nice! Woman Has Parasocial Relationship With Own Father
Let’s See How They Like It! This Woman Listens in on the CIA
REPORT: The Hospital Makes You Take the Baby Home and Then You Have to Take Care of It
Aw! This Woman Wants Her Friends’ Lives to be Perfect So She Can Complain the Most
QUIZ: Do You Hate Christmas in an Anti-Capitalist Way or in a Scrooge Way?
Things Never to say to someone who just came out
the way i love this show
THE VILLAINS OF VALLEY VIEW (2022-) | 1x12 “Showdown at the Round Up”