People Saying They Got Thier Bedtime Stories Back With Ao3 Up. But You Better Believe There Isn't Going

people saying they got thier bedtime stories back with ao3 up. but you better believe there isn't going to be a bedtime for me today at all

i did NOT wait (patiently) for 12 hours straight only to read for like one hour

Nail polish 2 hours after you apply it to your nails intentionally: oh no, a gust of air has lightly accosted me! I have been torn asunder and stricken from my resting place, I must leave this place at once!

Nail polish the millisecond you spill it on something accidentally: the essence of my being has been permanently bonded to this substance since the day I was born—atom to atom, body and soul. you could no sooner remove me from this wooden table than you could remove the ocean from its water

Hello to all the Twitter Refugees!

Welcome to the website that is bad on PURPOSE!

Hmm tags do sound useful that way.

And I have been getting some real weird ads. So that explains it, I guess.

I've got no idea what I'm doing.

I have been on this app for a full half an hour and as of now, I have already felt the pain of a lost draft. My (very limited) time here also has enlightened me to a few things:

1. This is a hellsite (affectionate?)

2. I MUST reblog or I will rot in deepest pits of hell.

3. Twitter migration. (No, I didn't have a Twitter acc. Yes, I live under a rock but at least it's peaceful sorry not sorry)

4. Destiel is some ship that's canon apparently?? But what does that have to do with Putin tho...

5. This site for some unfathomable reason does not specify dates of the posts !?! So you don't know if the thing you're seeing is from yesterday or a year ago. Noice~

6. Tags are supposedly important but they don't make sense to me yet so I'm just gonna spam them or smth.

7. You guys don't realise but you use way too much tumblr lingo for a "guide post". Like wtf is "asks" now.

8. Tumblr blaze rocks. Idk even what it is yet but it does. It really does. I can tell already.

That's it for today. My battery's about to die.

My phone is alright though and that's all that matters.

I've got no idea what I'm doing.

I have been on this app for a full half an hour and as of now, I have already felt the pain of a lost draft. My (very limited) time here also has enlightened me to a few things:

1. This is a hellsite (affectionate?)

2. I MUST reblog or I will rot in deepest pits of hell.

3. Twitter migration. (No, I didn't have a Twitter acc. Yes, I live under a rock but at least it's peaceful sorry not sorry)

4. Destiel is some ship that's canon apparently?? But what does that have to do with Putin tho...

5. This site for some unfathomable reason does not specify dates of the posts !?! So you don't know if the thing you're seeing is from yesterday or a year ago. Noice~

6. Tags are supposedly important but they don't make sense to me yet so I'm just gonna spam them or smth.

7. You guys don't realise but you use way too much tumblr lingo for a "guide post". Like wtf is "asks" now.

8. Tumblr blaze rocks. Idk even what it is yet but it does. It really does. I can tell already.

That's it for today. My battery's about to die.

Is it just me or they look kinda similar as well. The high cheekbone structures, high nose bridge, wide flat forehead, downturned lips and eyes that bore into your soul. The casting director certainly had a type, didn't he...

Why are all 3 of the main protagonists of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies so damn sexy