Svt As Cat Valentine ("victorious") Quotes

svt as cat valentine ("victorious") quotes

seungcheol: *gasps* "my haircolor has nothing to do with my psychological problems!"

jeonghan: "hey, girly." "what?" *pulls out trumpet and blows into it as hard as she can*

jisoo: "you just punched me in the face!" "you said to..."

jun: *hands robby package* "that'll be $19.95. free shipping!"

soonyoung: "did i mention the clown was my cousin jessie?" "color the pretty tiger!"

wonwoo: "hate me now?" "no...i just want something bad to happen to you..."

jihoon: *giggles* "what?" "our car is topless."

mingyu: "my eyebrows are gone!" "no they're not, i told you they're right here!" *pulls out two wax strips with eyebrows on them*

seokmin: "do you wanna cancel the bet?" "no." "no!" "possibly..."

minghao: "okay. if you don't know, you don't know." *slaps*

seungkwan: "beck and i are gonna-" "oooooh..."

hansol: "one time, my brother was in a parade but he was innapropriate so the parade people called the police and now he's not allowed to be in parades. or be near horses." "play with the pretty keys." *excited* "okay!"

chan: "wait, did you just say you wanted a face full of trumpet?" "what do you mean, face full of t-" *takes out trumpet and blows into it as hard as she can*

rocky: if there's such a thing as true love, i'll never find it

sanha, beaming: oh, don't worry! i'm sure that you'll find it someday. maybe you and i can find it together (✿◠‿◠)

rocky: *under his breath* h-holy shit i found it

NCT as Scottish Tweets

Taeil: “you out ur mood yet” aye a was but am straight back in it now that you've hit oot way that

Hansol: anyone else get pure offended when a pal tags ur group in somethin on fb and ur names last up

Taeyong: There's an abnormal amount a wasps cuttin aboot the day. Must be work night oot or somethin

Johnny: how the fuck can 24 hour gyms pay for leckie, a leave a light on at night and ma maws chasin me wae a sword

Yuta: issue wi males that think it's acceptable to comment on how a girl looks when she's mwi am no oot tae be stunnin am oot tae cut mad shapes

Doyoung: hate when ye order somethin in a restaurant an it turns up an yer pals food looks better, fuckin choke oan it ya wee cow

Ten: The police came to ma door and told me ma dugs were chasing people oan bikes...ma dugs don't even have bikes

Kun: results aren't everything! a didn't do ma highers n look at me, am… well am unemployed right noo but am sound as fuck

Jaehyun: Pensioners just love gettin on buses when its roastin n shuttin aw the windaes, aww yes boil me alive Agnes, beat me wae a ladle and call me lentil soup

WinWin: Dinny trust anyone that can bite ice cream pure terminator teeth

Mark: Primary school was the best, a free gig every mornin just beltin out pure jesus anthems, fuckin quality

Donghyuck: How can people say ur too young for a relationship too young for wit??? being showered w love and Chinese food I THINK NOT

Jaemin: Ma maw has been away on holiday for a day and the dug is runnin aboot covered in curry sauce

Jeno: Why is ma Instagram full of crushed avocado and poached eggs on toast for breakfast? just have some coco pops and piss off

Renjun: weird how baked is pronounced baked and naked is pronounced naked

Chenle: im at the age where people r askin "so what u doin with ur life" n im like mate am genuinely jus here for a laff x

Jisung: do you think Icelandic dogs say björk instead of bark?

Rocky: Dating tip! Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Moonbin:

Moonbin: I’m beginning to see why you’re single

Jisung, sitting on a log: so how’s your autumn going so far?

Chenle, sitting amongst the highest branches in the tallest oak tree: swirls of red and glittering gold. the annual decay that precedes the howling winter winds is a reminder that, even in death, even in dying, there is so much beauty in the world. death is not the end, but rather a rebirth into something we can not comprehend.

Jisung, staring thoughtfully at a mushroom: yeah i can’t wait to buy some mini pumpkins

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