Rocky: If There's Such A Thing As True Love, I'll Never Find It

rocky: if there's such a thing as true love, i'll never find it

sanha, beaming: oh, don't worry! i'm sure that you'll find it someday. maybe you and i can find it together (✿◠‿◠)

rocky: *under his breath* h-holy shit i found it

Jin: Who are you

Jinjin: I'm you but times two

svt as cat valentine ("victorious") quotes

seungcheol: *gasps* "my haircolor has nothing to do with my psychological problems!"

jeonghan: "hey, girly." "what?" *pulls out trumpet and blows into it as hard as she can*

jisoo: "you just punched me in the face!" "you said to..."

jun: *hands robby package* "that'll be $19.95. free shipping!"

soonyoung: "did i mention the clown was my cousin jessie?" "color the pretty tiger!"

wonwoo: "hate me now?" "no...i just want something bad to happen to you..."

jihoon: *giggles* "what?" "our car is topless."

mingyu: "my eyebrows are gone!" "no they're not, i told you they're right here!" *pulls out two wax strips with eyebrows on them*

seokmin: "do you wanna cancel the bet?" "no." "no!" "possibly..."

minghao: "okay. if you don't know, you don't know." *slaps*

seungkwan: "beck and i are gonna-" "oooooh..."

hansol: "one time, my brother was in a parade but he was innapropriate so the parade people called the police and now he's not allowed to be in parades. or be near horses." "play with the pretty keys." *excited* "okay!"

chan: "wait, did you just say you wanted a face full of trumpet?" "what do you mean, face full of t-" *takes out trumpet and blows into it as hard as she can*

Irene: raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens ~

Yeri, from across the dorm, full volume: STICKING MY DICK IN ROTISSERIE CHICKEN

Rocky: Dating tip! Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Moonbin:

Moonbin: I’m beginning to see why you’re single

nct in a summary

Taeyong: ok, family check time. Doie, how are the kids doing?

Doyoung: well, Jaehyun has been living on cheetos and red bull for a week, Yuta keeps using windows as doors, Xiaojun is plotting Johnny's murder because he called him 'little one' , Mark and the rest of Dream have decided to live in the attic with nothing but glowsticks and gatorade, Ten and Winwin wont stop pointing and laughing whenever they see me, Yangyang and Hendery sewed their hoodies together to become one weird mega man in hopes to fight Lucas, Kun is teaching Jungwoo magic tricks, and I cant fucking find Taeil

Taeyong: