Open My Browser To Look Something Up. End Up On Tumblr. Close My Browser To Go Back To Writing. Realizing

Open my browser to look something up. End up on Tumblr. Close my browser to go back to writing. Realizing that I didn't look up the thing I was meaning to look up. Opening my browser to look the thing up... end up on Tumblr.....

made some felted wangxian bunnies!!! so cute, so sweet...oh god what are they getting up to now 😳

I am the sort of writer who doesn't know where the story is going to go. My stories happen to me for the most part. But right now, I am begging Nie Huaisang to get out of my story. He is messing up my fluff with more plot than I was expecting to write.

Wei Wuxian meets Buffy at a club post resurrection for both of them.

"Cut off? What do you mean cut off?" Wei Wuxian argues with the bartender, grabs her hand as she starts to leave. "You don't understand, I need--"

Before he can finish, a hand wraps around his wrist and twists his arm painfully behind his back. He hops off the bar stool involuntarily.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!" He turns to face his assailant, but there's no one at eye level, has to shift his gaze downward to discover a petite blonde, looking up at him with dead eyes.

"Try that again," she says, "and the arm comes off."

Impressive.

"Sorry, I'm sorry! My deepest apologies!" Wei Wuxian grins. "I was out of line, but you would not believe the week I've had!"

"Try me," the girl says, but her attention is divided. She pushes Wei Wuxian out of the way and hops onto his bar stool herself.

"Tequila sunrise," she says, then glances surreptitiously toward the door, hides her face behind her hand when a man walks in. Billy Idol look alike. Torn jeans, black leather duster, bleached hair, cheekbones that can cut through glass.

Impressive.

If he can't have another drink, a distraction is the next best thing.

"Ex-boyfriend?" Wei Wuxian asks, squeezing in between the blonde and the door, blocking her from view. She graces him with a tiny smile of thanks and a head shake.

"Ah," Wei Wuxian chuckles. "Future ex-boyfriend."

She sighs at that, "There wasn't supposed to be a future at all."

"Tell me about it," he says. "I was good and dead for thirteen years, you know? I didn't ask to come back. I was done. You'd think a person would consult you before gifting you their life. And what a shit life it is, too."

She glances over with mild surprise, but not nearly appropriate for what he just told her.

"Same," she says and Wei Wuxian blinks. "Well, not the thirteen years part, but good and dead. Done. Done-zo! The done-est. You would think my friends would consult me before snatching me out of heaven."

Wei Wuxian nods, playing along. This is not how he thought this conversation would go.

"And now everything's all fucky," she continues. "The only person I feel remotely normal around is Spike, of all people. Spike! Do you have any idea how embarrassing that is?"

"No," Wei Wuxian answers honestly. "I really don't."

She smiles faintly. "I'm Buffy," she says. "The vampire slayer. What are you?"

WKX and ZZS please come save our very good boy, Chengling, from his father's sworn brothers! I am begging you. If one more person complains about our wonderful darling...

Oh look at that... the shiny veneer of brotherhood has fallen off. Chengling don't trust these men.

Cao Weining is either, indeed the worst and therefore I love him the most, or is a very clever young man. Either way ZZS praising his sect and then him responding with "I'm the worst of them" is hilarious and precious. WKX seems to be like: how dare!? First you flirt with my maid and now you flirt with my man?

ZZS when WKX sticks his tongue out:

Xiaolian setting Chengling up to get beaten up. Poor boy. And she thinks she is doing him a favor too.

Huh. ZZS just said Wen-xiong. The ice is thawing!

That is a lot of crossbows pointed at my boy Chengling. Lol "a gentlemen should be willing to die for his soulmate" eh? I love how everyone who know anything look at ZZS's feet when he is doing cool stuff.

Wait... so this guy with the Window of Heaven people is still loyal to ZZS? Some people just inspire loyalty.

Sucks to be a thief who got played by WKX, I guess.

ZZS: I'm asking you because I am treating you as a friend. WKX: You are treating me as a friend? shockedpikachu.gif WKX: Ask me what I think of you! ZZS: Don't care. -walks away- WKX: -longingly looking after.- Zhiji.... Where have I heard this before???

WKX: How bout I pay you back by letting you dom me? ZZS: Kay. Go away. WKX: Sike! I'm a brat, silly man!

Okay... Wait... so this guy has seen them the same day, in the same clothes, just with thin veils over noses and jaws and doesn't recognize WKX's immaculate style? I cannot... It's like a Clark Kent/Superman situation....

There is definitely some beef between the leader guy of the Five Lakes Alliance and WKX.

Everyday and every lifetime