Generating Incorrect Quotes For The Hunting Dogs Pt.2

Generating Incorrect Quotes For The Hunting Dogs Pt.2💀

Teruko: *sees Tecchou and Jouno together* Teruko: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. Tachihara: You mean... you ship them? ---------------------------------------------------- Tecchou: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Teruko: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Tachihara: I got distracted halfway through. Jouno: Ignoring you was a conscious decision. ---------------------------------------------------- Tachihara: You're smiling. What happened? Jouno: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Teruko: Tecchou tripped and fell down the stairs today. ----------------------------------------------------Jouno: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. Tecchou: The cow?? Jouno: What? Tachihara: Tecchou, W H Y? ---------------------------------------------------- Teruko: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie- Tachihara: Eyy, homie! Tecchou: But then there's cootie... Jouno: Die. ----------------------------------------------------Tecchou: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Tachihara: Weight loss? Drink water. Teruko: Clear skin? Drink water. Jouno: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Happy B-day Jouno Saigiku!!

I’m fucking rolling on the floor

<some random hunting dogs + doa (+ sometimes dazai) alignment charts bc i can>

an incorrect b-day quote for the b-day boy ✨Jouno✨

Tachihara: Happy birthday Jouno! Here’s Tecchous gift to you.

Jouno: …Thats a big box.

Tachihara: Yeah.

Jouno: He’s inside it isn’t he.

Tachihara: [sighing] Yeah.

Incorrect Quotes ADA Style Pt.1🤪

Yosano: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Ranpo will and will not eat. Dazai: Grass? Yes! Yosano: Moss? Yes!! Dazai: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Yosano: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Dazai: Worms? Sometimes! Yosano: Rocks? Usually nah. Dazai: Twigs? Usually! Yosano: Kunikida's cooking? Inconclusive! Atsushi: How did you… test this? Yosano: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. Atsushi: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Kunikida: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT? ---------------------------------------------------- Kunikida: You're a lying piece of shit! Ranpo: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Dazai: I'm leaving and I'm taking Atsushi with me! Yosano, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today. ---------------------------------------------------- Atsushi: *visiting the ADA* Hello, I just came to- Atsushi: *sees Kunikida shoving Dazai into the washing machine while Ranpo records and Yosano watches* Atsushi: *retreating* Something suddenly came up. ---------------------------------------------------- Yosano: Good morning. Atsushi: Good morning. Kunikida: Good morning. Dazai: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Ranpo: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

I- why is this the most sinister thing I’ve heard today 💀