Generating Incorrect Quotes For The Hunting Dogs Pt.2

Generating Incorrect Quotes For The Hunting Dogs Pt.2💀

Teruko: *sees Tecchou and Jouno together* Teruko: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. Tachihara: You mean... you ship them? ---------------------------------------------------- Tecchou: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Teruko: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Tachihara: I got distracted halfway through. Jouno: Ignoring you was a conscious decision. ---------------------------------------------------- Tachihara: You're smiling. What happened? Jouno: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Teruko: Tecchou tripped and fell down the stairs today. ----------------------------------------------------Jouno: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. Tecchou: The cow?? Jouno: What? Tachihara: Tecchou, W H Y? ---------------------------------------------------- Teruko: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie- Tachihara: Eyy, homie! Tecchou: But then there's cootie... Jouno: Die. ----------------------------------------------------Tecchou: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Tachihara: Weight loss? Drink water. Teruko: Clear skin? Drink water. Jouno: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

HA MY FIVE YEARS IF MANDARIN ARE GONNA PAY OFF

上（Shang) - means up or high meaning this is for the higher ranked people

中 (Zhong) - means middle so this is for middle rankers

下 (Xia) - means down or low so for this it means lower ranked

Soukoku Incorrect Quotes🤡

Chuuya, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Dazai: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle* Dazai: Dazai: It's perfume. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: This date is boring! Chuuya: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Dazai: Then why did you invite me? Chuuya: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Chuuya I'll do whatever I want!" ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from a all you can eat pizza buffet. Chuuya: Why’d you get banned? Dazai: Touched the rat. Chuuya: … What rat? Dazai: Fyodor Dostoevsky. ---------------------------------------------------- Chuuya: Dazai... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Dazai: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Chuuya: Chuuya: I wrote sanitize, Dazai. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Chuuya: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!! ---------------------------------------------------- Chuuya: *Gives a bouquet to Dazai* Dazai: You know I'm allergic. Chuuya: That's the point. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: Is this mistletoe? Chuuya: Uh, no, no, that is basil. Dazai: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you. Chuuya: Yeah, no, it’s still basil. ----------------------------------------------------

I'm alive -TheSwordThatStabbedJouno

you mean to tell me Mickey shotting people down in the name of Jesus Christ wtf is this black lagoon 💀

Priest Taiju vs Priest Mikey!

The way they look similar but have different vibes here. Taiju looks like he takes things very seriously meanwhile Mikey is a lot more realxed (hc there's holy water in that gun (actually a water gun) and he just squirts people with it)

Incorrect Quotes ADA Style Pt.1🤪

Yosano: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Ranpo will and will not eat. Dazai: Grass? Yes! Yosano: Moss? Yes!! Dazai: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Yosano: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Dazai: Worms? Sometimes! Yosano: Rocks? Usually nah. Dazai: Twigs? Usually! Yosano: Kunikida's cooking? Inconclusive! Atsushi: How did you… test this? Yosano: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. Atsushi: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Kunikida: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT? ---------------------------------------------------- Kunikida: You're a lying piece of shit! Ranpo: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Dazai: I'm leaving and I'm taking Atsushi with me! Yosano, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today. ---------------------------------------------------- Atsushi: *visiting the ADA* Hello, I just came to- Atsushi: *sees Kunikida shoving Dazai into the washing machine while Ranpo records and Yosano watches* Atsushi: *retreating* Something suddenly came up. ---------------------------------------------------- Yosano: Good morning. Atsushi: Good morning. Kunikida: Good morning. Dazai: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Ranpo: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

Incorrect quotes but this time it’s Weretiger and no eyebrows 🧑‍🦲

Atsushi : Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder? Akutagawa: Stop romanticizing the past

—————————————————————————————————— Akutagawa: Someone will die. Atsushi: Of fun!

—————————————————————————————————— Atsushi: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!  Akutagawa: Please, just say fuck. ——————————————————————————————————

Akutagawa: I’m a reverse necromancer.  Atsushi: Isn’t that just killing people?  Akutagawa: Yes, technically. ——————————————————————————————————

Atsushi: What are you doing here?  Akutagawa: I could ask you the same question.  Atsushi: I live here. This is my house.  Akutagawa: I should probably ask you a different question. ——————————————————————————————————

Atsushi: Hey Akutagawa, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.  Akutagawa, pulling out a shotgun: Yes Weretiger. Atsushi: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Akutagawa! ——————————————————————————————————

Atsushi: I love hearing Akutagawa shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change. ——————————————————————————————————

Akutagawa: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way Weretiger.  Atsushi: I almost died.  Akutagawa: That... was my favorite memory.

Hey long time no see guys! Haha yeah I am so so sorry for lying to you twice already I’ve just been so busy with school (having a Mandarin test every week doesn't help). I should be posting more cause my break is in 2 days! ,TheSwordThatStabbedJouno

P.s I tried to make this one a little longer as a sorry