I Have A Similar Thing Where When Someone I Like Is Around I Can Detect Their Smell Out Of Hundreds Of

I have a similar thing where when someone I like is around I can detect their smell out of hundreds of other people's scents and find them- it gets freaky sometimes

I am visibly uncomfortable looking at this-

I need hundreds of them

weird dice wednesday:

a d20 without a 2 or 16

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The Bennet pfp makes that even funnier XD

gay sex

homoeroticism

dont ever hesitate. reblog this.

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I'm sorry but this one- I cant scroll without writing it out "Uhhh- Hey Maeve-" "Don't start with me. What do you want?" Her horns curl above her head, her tail swishing in irritation behind her. "Uhm... Well, I kinda need someone to watch Pucchino-" "Your frenchie??? Why?" "I have a.. uh..." She glares in disdain before sighing heavily. "You have a date, don't you?"

I nod, embarrassed. I know it was obvious, I was wearing the vermilion suit she had bought me for our 4th date.

"Ughhh... Fine. But, you need to be home BEFORE 9. Otherwise, I'm taking the mutt with me back to hell." "Thanks Maeve- you're a life saver!"

It’s a bit awkward that you managed to actually summon a demon; almost as awkward as that demon being your ex spouse.