The Bennet Pfp Makes That Even Funnier XD

The Bennet pfp makes that even funnier XD

bro must be hung

Barty: Is your dick big enough for you to act the way that you do?

Evan: Yes.

Barty: Let's see it then.

Evan: Fine.

~~~

Barty: He can keep acting the way he does.

I'm sure its out of love <3 Also you get a boop! *BOOP*

Ok, im sorry, but i have a severe urge to ask- Which do you prefer:

getting yelled at by Tighnari for doing something stupid

Getting yelled at by Nahida for doing something stupid

or getting yelled at by drunk kaveh as he yells out all your insecurities

(Also cyno I love you so much this is mostly a joke <3 also I love your hood)

I’d much prefer being yelled at by Tighnari. I get enough scolding from him already. It wouldn’t be anything out of the ordinary.

Thank you for the kind words, anon. :)

I’M

SORRY?!

I'm sorry but this one- I cant scroll without writing it out "Uhhh- Hey Maeve-" "Don't start with me. What do you want?" Her horns curl above her head, her tail swishing in irritation behind her. "Uhm... Well, I kinda need someone to watch Pucchino-" "Your frenchie??? Why?" "I have a.. uh..." She glares in disdain before sighing heavily. "You have a date, don't you?"

I nod, embarrassed. I know it was obvious, I was wearing the vermilion suit she had bought me for our 4th date.

"Ughhh... Fine. But, you need to be home BEFORE 9. Otherwise, I'm taking the mutt with me back to hell." "Thanks Maeve- you're a life saver!"

It’s a bit awkward that you managed to actually summon a demon; almost as awkward as that demon being your ex spouse.

Last night I had a dream that I was a villain known as "Apocalypse" with long white hair and bright blue eyes that glowed in the dark and I was covered in all these strange Summoning tattoos and I ended up hooking up with Jason Todd who introduced me to his family as his "Little Bitchboy" and since they didn't know I was a villain I periodically had to try to "kill" Jason but I wouldn't lay a hand on his brothers while also beating the shit out of bruce purely out of spite (this also meant i knew all of their identities so shit got awkward) And Tim was the only one who would come over with Jason to my hideout to chill and play on my arcade cabinets I had stolen from Joker (after vigorously beating the life out of him).