Last Night I Had A Dream That I Was A Villain Known As "Apocalypse" With Long White Hair And Bright Blue

Last night I had a dream that I was a villain known as "Apocalypse" with long white hair and bright blue eyes that glowed in the dark and I was covered in all these strange Summoning tattoos and I ended up hooking up with Jason Todd who introduced me to his family as his "Little Bitchboy" and since they didn't know I was a villain I periodically had to try to "kill" Jason but I wouldn't lay a hand on his brothers while also beating the shit out of bruce purely out of spite (this also meant i knew all of their identities so shit got awkward) And Tim was the only one who would come over with Jason to my hideout to chill and play on my arcade cabinets I had stolen from Joker (after vigorously beating the life out of him).

A Baby and a lowercase baby

I'm sure its out of love <3 Also you get a boop! *BOOP*

Ok, im sorry, but i have a severe urge to ask- Which do you prefer:

getting yelled at by Tighnari for doing something stupid

Getting yelled at by Nahida for doing something stupid

or getting yelled at by drunk kaveh as he yells out all your insecurities

(Also cyno I love you so much this is mostly a joke <3 also I love your hood)

I’d much prefer being yelled at by Tighnari. I get enough scolding from him already. It wouldn’t be anything out of the ordinary.

Thank you for the kind words, anon. :)

Have you ever considered that maybe thats why he makes such terrible jokes all the time? to see if he can get you to laugh just like the first time?

What's the BEST joke Cyno has ever told?

It was more the circumstances that made it funny than the joke itself, but here goes.

It was long before these jokes of his became a trend, around the time that I had first graduated from the Akademiya. Cyno had sought me out after eating a few fungi that he’d misidentified in the forest. I was helping him walk back to my hut, his arm over my shoulder in between bouts of retching, and he turns to me and says, “I think I might have to stay over tonight. Don’t worry, I don’t need mushroom.”

…It was so incredibly corny and uncommon for him at the time that I had to laugh.

Can I come to the crow party?? I bring lots of shiny rocks!! I bring hoard!!

Daaaawwwwww thats adorable!! I think you two are an adorable couple <3 LMK when the wedding is! /hj

Hiiii tighnari!! I wanted to ask- Is Kaveh or Cyno better when drunk? And how do you deal with the aftermath? (hangovers)

Personally, I find Cyno to be more palatable, but that’s obviously a biased opinion. Kaveh is a lot louder and more emotional, Cyno just thinks he’s ten times more hilarious than he already does. It can be mildly annoying, sometimes, but it’s endearing.