Bruce Gets His Ass Kicked By A 19 Year Old - Tumblr Posts

Last night I had a dream that I was a villain known as "Apocalypse" with long white hair and bright blue eyes that glowed in the dark and I was covered in all these strange Summoning tattoos and I ended up hooking up with Jason Todd who introduced me to his family as his "Little Bitchboy" and since they didn't know I was a villain I periodically had to try to "kill" Jason but I wouldn't lay a hand on his brothers while also beating the shit out of bruce purely out of spite (this also meant i knew all of their identities so shit got awkward) And Tim was the only one who would come over with Jason to my hideout to chill and play on my arcade cabinets I had stolen from Joker (after vigorously beating the life out of him).