I 'pose I Should Actually Write A Summary For Enough Caffeine To Kill An Elephant, Huh.

I 'pose I should actually write a summary for Enough Caffeine to Kill an Elephant, huh.

And finish tagging it properly...

Later problems

How do I explain Silly Songs With Larry to someone who's never seen Veggie Tales?

🎙️"Everybody's got a water buffalo-!"

"The fuck?"

🎙️"'Cause you're his cheese burger! His yummy cheese burger! He'll wait for you-o, oh! He'll wait for you-o!"

"What?!"

🎙️"Oh, where is my hair brush? Oh, where is my hair brush? Oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh wheeeeeeeeeeere is my hair brush?"

"Right....there..."

🎙️"Barbra Manatee! You are the one for me! Sent from up above, you are the one I love!"

"I give up."

🎙️"We are the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay home and lay around! And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you we don't do anything!"

*sigh*

🎙️"Kung pao chicken! Mongolian chicken! Sweet and sour chicken!" "Stop! Break a fortune cookie." "Beware the grape with wooden mallet." "Ain't that the truth."

*smh*

When I stand up too fast and get dizzy, my vision gets fuzzy and blacks out for a few moments. I don't black out, but my vision does.

Is that a normal thing? Does that happen to anyone else? Or is this something I should probably check with a doctor about?

Really funny idea that I just had (someone might've thought of this before, but idk)

School-aged super hero like Tim Drake or Peter Parker or Danny Phantom or the like find someone in their school that they don't share classes with and decide that that person is going to be their secret identity.

Like, the chosen hero somehow learns everything about this person and, probably through plot convenience, manages to time their superheroing with that person's disappearances and reappearances.

It doesn't even have to be a fellow student!

And, naturally it isn't going to line up perfectly, but imagine the shenanigans of two potentials being this superhero/vigilante that just showed up one day!

And then the second person gets in on it. Now they can coordinate and the shenanigans can double!

I was reading a fic called Leap Of Faith (Catch Me If You Can) by alighterwood and ErinWantsToWrite on Ao3, and the Lloyd audio from TikTok (Ninjago, actually) popped into my head.

Anyway, here's this:

Batman: Robin.

Red Hood: It's 'Red Hood', Batman.

Bruce: No. R-O-B-I-N. I named you.

Jason: You ruined my life!

Batman: How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there!

Bonus angst:

Jason: Exactly! You weren't even there! You were never there...

Bruce: Jaybird...

Red Hood: You were too late then, and you're too late again. Now, make your goddamn choice. Me or the Joker

.....

It's a nice aesthetic

Can someone tell me what these two appearing to me one after the other says about me? Please?