My Dad Doesn't Like Pics Of Himself (I Get That From Him). Today, Though, Was Hawaiian Shirt Friday At

My dad doesn't like pics of himself (I get that from him). Today, though, was Hawaiian Shirt Friday at his work, and went and bought a Star Wars themed Hawaiian Shirt and he has now been inducted into the club, complete with a tiny palm tree to prove it. He got home and had mom take a pic of him in his shirt. We now have exactly one picture my father knows he is in.

On a side note, he's slowly converting his coworkers to the Dark Side (long live the Empire)

Announcement for How To Balance And a Kinda Spoiler

I figured I should let ya know that I'm going to be posting the entire story here on Tumblr before editing and posting on Ao3.

I'm gonna try my best to update at noon on Sundays (my time), but I can't really guarantee the consistent time. The day should stay the same, though, until I move it to Ao3.

Kinda Spoiler under the cut, read if you want, but it's not anything explicit

Again, nothing outright:

A lot of fics like to completely ignore the destruction of Bludhaven but this one isn't going to.

Controversial Take:

If you have SuperBat in your fic, you cannot have TimKon or DamiJon

If you have TimKon or DamiJon in your fic, you cannot have SuperBat

Now, I'm gonna say this really loudly:

If two people get together, you cannot write their kids as romantic or sexual partners!

If two kids get together, you cannot write their parents as romantic or sexual partners!

If Person A and Person B are dating, Person A's kids cannot date or fuck Person B's kids

If Person C and Person D are dating, Person C's guardian(s) cannot date or fuck Person D's guardian(s)

That's why I'm here to remind everyone.

Petitions are recognized by Federal Law. Would one work to get the rights/make a movie?????

Research pending

I'm still waiting on a live action version of Atlantis: The Lost Empire.

It needs to be done before Michael J. Fox (Voice of Milo)(hope I spelled his name right) dies so that he can cameo in it or else I don't want it at all.

I offer myself to direct or write or act. The problems, though, are that there's no way Disney would listen to me, let alone hire me on. Also, my only directing experience is a single act show for Theatre Comp. my senior year, and that stressed me out very much. My only acting experience is on a live stage with only two speaking roles since I was 10, and they were all school shows (minus choir. I have sung on TV before, but that was in a group of 100). My tech experience is even shorter only officially existing through my junior and senior years of hs. My only writing experience is all fanfiction, minus about 30 monologues (only 2 of which I'm really proud of) I wrote through high school.

I still offer myself up, but I have no idea what I am doing. Casting, music, writing, casting, directing, funding, etc.

If it's to be done as a live action, it has to be done right. I refuse to have Live Action Atlantis: The Lost Empire be anything less than perfect (though, as long as it does better than literally any of Disney's most recent live action attempts, I'll be happy)

Of all the fictional characters and real actors that I have ever jokingly said I am in love with, it only rings true for two of them: Oliver Armstrong and Ryan Reynolds

I mean, come on. Look at them!

She could step on me and I'd say thank you. And he's such a goober!!

Your Honor, I love them

I find them gross, hence the big bold at the beginning of the post.

If Persons C and D are dating, and their respective guardians (Persons A and B) start dating, it isn't too bad, but Persons A and B usually end up married, in which case Persons C and D become siblings. If Persons C and D keep dating after their guardians have gotten married, then that means they're dating their sibling.

Again, I warned the take as controversial because stories with those relationships (Person C's guardian dating/fucking Person D's guardian) give me the ick.

It doesn't matter if Person C and Person D are related by blood, Person A and Person B getting married means that they are now siblings.

It's the same the other way, too.

If Person C and Person D get married, that means that Person A and Person B are now in-laws.

I don't care how closely or far related Persons A and C or Persons B and D are, it's still gross

Controversial Take:

If you have SuperBat in your fic, you cannot have TimKon or DamiJon

If you have TimKon or DamiJon in your fic, you cannot have SuperBat

Now, I'm gonna say this really loudly:

If two people get together, you cannot write their kids as romantic or sexual partners!

If two kids get together, you cannot write their parents as romantic or sexual partners!

If Person A and Person B are dating, Person A's kids cannot date or fuck Person B's kids

If Person C and Person D are dating, Person C's guardian(s) cannot date or fuck Person D's guardian(s)