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5 years ago

Broke: Thor doesn’t understand memes

Woke: No one understands Thor’s antique, spicy asgardian memes


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3 years ago

If the Asgardians (MCU) are thousands of years old and like 1,000 years is like one year for them (I think) is dating humans technically pedophilia since humans are less than a year old in god years.


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1 year ago
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One night in the depth of Fimbulwinter, a visitor drops from the sky in front of Kratos' house in a burst of light. His son had been dreaming of this moment, and they had prepared.

They hadn't expected Thor to be unconscious. Or blond.


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5 months ago

If MCU! Thor was being mind controlled, would he still be able to lift his hammer?


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4 months ago

i kind of want to yap about marvel rq.

aou ; i absolutely love this movie. one of, if not, my favourite marvel movie. (civil war is close bc my memory of it is watching it w my childhood friend) anyways, there are some issues with the movie. for example, pietro’s death was the biggest issue of the movie imo and thats what i will focus on.

for introductions, hai, im cas, a huge marvel fan and have been since ‘15. aou or avengers age of ultron is a marvel film and is the second avengers movie, but is the 9th (technically 11th), installment of marvel. *not including the incredible hulk. (9th excluding gotg)

to give a quick summary ; “when tony stark (rdj) jump-stars a dormant peace-keeping program, things go terribly awry, forcing him, thor (chris hemsworth), the incredible hulk (mark ruffalo), and the rest of the avengers to assemble. as the fate of earth hangs in the balance, the team is put to the ultimate test as they battle ultron, a technological terror hell-bent on human extinction. along the way, they encounter two mysterious and powerful newcomers, pietro and wanda maximoff.” (directly quoted from the about section of movie)

so, basically, the movie is about stopping ultron to put it simply, however, along the way, the two twins wanda and pietro maximoff soon join in to help bc they disagree w ultron’s idea of human extinction as they only wanted to end the avengers. however, pietro soon dies to save clint barton (hawkeye) while ultron was shooting at them from the avenger’s quinjet.

“why is this an issue?”

“a character died, so what?”

let me just say that, pietro has super speed. and if he has that, shouldn’t he be able to dodge bullets? (he quite literally DID in the comics, saving BOTH clint AND wanda) so this just doesn’t make sense ??

another issue is that his death was random? although, yes, there WAS foreshadowing, it still.. js didn’t make sense? in a deleted scene where thor was possessed, he stated that, in order to end ultron there needed to be “human sacrifice”. that would add a lot more to his death and make it have some meaning.

and finally, no one fucking acknowledges it in the movies? the one who does is fucking CLINT? NOT WANDA, his OWN twin sister. nah, she dgaf anymore. clint names his son after pietro, “nathaniel pietro barton” and he later on helps / protects wanda bc her brother saved clint’s life. however, wanda NEVER fucking mentions him again and it’s so?? what the fuck??

in conclusion, pietro should NOT have died. thank you 4 coming to my ted talk.


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1 year ago

I had a weird dream and i need to post about it before i forget it. So it started off with ne, my dad, and my sister at night and we where in our old apartment. I walked outside and it was day for some reason and saw my bf with this person i used to be friends with and they didnt know me. So i followed them around a corner and all of a sudden a bunch of people from my school appeared. Than i ran to a sidewalk to try and hitchhike somewhere (i cant remember) i accidentally murdred someone, than it cut to me in a room with a bunch of computers and three guys. They where chris pratt dressed as mario, MCU thor, and some dude named sam. For some reason we where sitting on the floor and i was sitting chris pratts lap (not complaining, hes a shitty person but he is hot) and than a timer started counting down and they started to panic. Than it cut to a third person view of me writing about this than it cut to thomas sanders and joan riding moder cycles in the snow for some reason than i woke up.


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6 years ago

Person: Your writing is so good!

Me:

Person: Your Writing Is So Good!

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2 years ago

the loki to solas or the thor to cullen rutherford pipelines are real and valid.


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