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Jeez can Mimi and Roger just stop interrupting super important songs with their songs about their rollercoaster of a relationship.
Someone: So what's your favorite marvel product of 2021 so far?
Some people: Well, Wandavsion was a Masterpiece!
Other people: Yeah, but Shang-Chi though!
Me:
fairy tail is the least gay anime i've watched and that is a lil shocking tbh 😃 i mean i can only think of freed x laxus and imo cana is for the girls or maybe an alcoholic, honestly maybe also jet x droy??
fairy tail is actually extremely important media because it teaches straight people what it feels like to get queerbaited
i think it's time for a rewatch ☝️🤓
fairy tail is actually extremely important media because it teaches straight people what it feels like to get queerbaited
i apologize to my partner who may or may not be getting fucking ao3 wattpad smut ass dialogue at some point. im so fucking sorry theres shit i feel the need to say im im sorry i
Please stop posting undertale things that have nothing to do with deltarune under the deltarune tag, its kinda annoying. They're different games I understand it's the same/similar charecters but please dude, I don't give two shits about homicidal toddlers I just wanna see the genderless gremlin eat moss
I don't think I'll make any communication attempts because it is semi pointless.
I also don't think I'll ever improve in art, but that's probably fine because I want to make others cringe and know what a real neurodivergent artist looks like.
As a man with a button maker, I am.. tempted.
Currently needing a button that says “I survived getting chipped by pama and all I got was this lousy button”
I love it when Peter acts like a spider, so I wholly plan on that for this.
I'm arachnophobic...
Maybe I can get someone else to do the research for me???
I was thinking about writing a Spider-Man and Batman crossover like Leap of Faith and Dark Matter, but I convinced myself otherwise. Not because I don't think I'd do a good job or because I'm already working on a million and a half stories, but because of this:
I tend to go really dark with my writing if I don't make sure to not let myself get lost in the words. I don't think I could bring myself to put Peter through anything I'd come up with. Maybe in the future, but definitely not right now
realizing my biggest goal in life is to make a project with characters that someone likes enough to make a 2013-style voice claim video on youtube for
I mostly just made this blog so my family can stalk me back
Pro tip: if you’re stressed out just start dressing like you’re Magnum PI. There’s something about the mental dissonance of being anxious while wearing the most obnoxiously patterned Hawaiian shirt on god’s green earth. It doesn’t compute. Especially if you also have the jorts. It’s like fake it till you make it but it’s dressing like you don’t know the meaning of anxiety.
My ex best friend literally thought it was “cute” that her boyfriend got jealous when she talked to her guy friends, and when she first told me that, I immediately told her that was a red flag. Well guess why they broke up? Because of his jealousy. And then they decided to get back together three days later even though he was moving away in a month and they wouldn’t be trying long distance. Her whole identity and self-confidence hinged on that relationship and I honestly found it all so pathetic.
This is why I don’t trust straight relationships.