Oni Being One Of The Options In Phasmophobia Is So Funny To Me Because Imagine Youre Playing The Game

Oni being one of the options in Phasmophobia is so funny to me because imagine you’re playing the game and Mystaké shows up

Person: Help my local tea shop is haunted!

Ghost hunters: we’re on our way!

(Ghost hunters head into the tea shop)

Ghost Hunter 1: we’ve gotten reports of this place being haunted?

Mystaké: 👁️👄👁️

Fun fact I learned in class 1/19/24: when Movie!Cole’s mech says the turntables are set to “thirty-three and a third RPM,” that actually ISN’T a completely random number; it’s the rpm that every vinyl with more than 2 tracks on it spins at

So considering the vicious scratching this man does in his mech you’ve gotta wonder how many vinyls he goes through

Wu: All I wanted was tea today.

Lloyd, standing over the mutilated body of the Mechanic: and all you get are dead bodies. :D

When you’re watching “types of singers” videos and Harumi shows up

In the spirit of the set leaks, welcome to the Euphrasia train!

Allow me to introduce you to something that’s been rotating in my brain since I first saw the episode with her in it

So you know how they let her stay in the cloud kingdom despite being an elemental master?

Yeah what if that was fake???

What if, the second Lloyd was out of earshot, they told her that she couldn’t stay?

The last trained master of wind defied destiny. They’re not risking that again.

So Euphrasia packs her bags and leaves the cloud kingdom.

The weeks pass, and she grows desperate. One day, she sees a place with far too many stairs for any sort of security to chase her up.

She is the second master of wind to be found digging through the monastery dumpsters and then adopted by a descendant of FSM.

(Movieverse ninja play cards against humanity)

Kai, judging: Mom! Mom! Look at me! I’m…

Kai: (flips over a card)

Kai: having no friends!

Lloyd, face and identity hidden behind his mask: please ask my permission before you quote me 🥲