The Other Day I Had A Customer Come Through My Line Who Was Extremely Embarrassed To Be Buying His Wife

The other day I had a customer come through my line who was extremely embarrassed to be buying his wife tampons. Like a 40-something year old man. And he literally snatched one box out of my hands and the other from the bagger so he could shove them into a bag as quickly as possible. He double bagged it so it would be really hard to see. He said he was worried about what people would think.

Dudes. Let you be my witness, I hope I never end up with a person so afraid of a tampon.

Hold on, can you have both? Cause I’m either missing the idea or I can do both. It just depends on what I’m thinking.

This is earth shattering, I can’t believe there are people, who don’t think in sentences??? What the fuck is an abstract non-verbal thot? Y’all hoes think in Pictionary???? What the fuck

Are you talking about this video? 

does anyone remember that one cooking video... that starts out like a pizza but then they roll it up with an olive and then from there they put it in a blender... ferment it for the winter... freeze it...

I desperately need to show it to someone if you know how to locate it or have reblogged it recently pls tell me i have searched for like an hour

Is it too much to ask to allow me, a lowly little asexual, to project my asexuality on fictional characters? Yes, I know they have canonically had sex. So what? They can be asexual and have sex. You can not like chocolate and still eat it from time to time. Let me enjoy my world of fantasy, please.

Me, showing up twenty minutes late to French with a Capri Sun and sunglasses still on: Bonjour bitches. Croissant. Sup? Je suis tired af.

Does anyone remember that one post about the real estate agent arguing with the ghost in the house? Where the ghost asks if he sold the house and the real estate agent says obviously not, idiot. Someone did an audio of it but I can’t find it.