I Have Never Played D&D. I Do Not Own Anything For It. I Want To Play So Damn Bad But Am Intimidated

I have never played D&D. I do not own anything for it. I want to play so damn bad but am intimidated by people who have played for awhile because I have ~anxiety~ and I have no idea how to find a group of newbies who would like to get into it with me!

I have a whole project for Nanowrimo that I should be working on but alas. My brain has hyperfixated on dragon age again. And instead of doing worldbuilding I’m writing fanfiction. And Among Us fanfiction because that’s where my life is at. There’s some pretty good fanart out there, it got ideas going.

The only reason I have self esteem is because I get regularly roasted by a five year old.

In our campaign last week, we fought a zombie ogre that was all bones in a swamp. We killed it and our paladin used one of her spells to see if there was anything else like it around. There was a zombie bear which we also killed. Then I, with my horrid little brain, said that the ogre just wanted us out of his swamp. Which, naturally, lead to more Shrek jokes. But the amazing thing is that because we made these jokes, our paladin decided to do a check to see if the bear could have talked. It could. So basically we killed Shrek and Donkey Bear in our last session.

I’m relistening to the first season of TMA to help me focus on stuff. And I just love that the first voice other than Jon’s that we hear is a statement givers. Then Elias and then Martin. Idk it’s just as more happens in the new season, this little bit makes me happy.