I'm Gonna Be Brutally Honest And Admit That I HATE Hoffman. But I Can Feel Something In My Bones Telling

I'm gonna be brutally honest and admit that I HATE Hoffman. But I can feel something in my bones telling me to ship Hoffstrahm anyway and I realized last night it's because Strahm is fuckable enough for the both of them. Strahm is carrying their relationship on his shoulders. His big strong manly sexy shoulders. His shoulders which I would love to dig my nails into while we makeout sloppy style. Then he'd grab me before we

If that worked Adam would be alive

i just think that if i was in a saw trap i would get out by crying and being oh so cute and pathetic just like how i passed my drivers test

Every Saw movie I watch is just another episode of the John Kramer Is A Hypocrite Show. "I've never murdered anyone, I always give them a choice" except for that guy you literally killed when he broke out of your first trap 🙄 "I despise murderers" except for that guy you caught using your serial killing legacy to kill a guy and then took on as your protégé who then fyi went on to go full Michael Myers AND kill your beloved (ex)wife AFTER you axed your other protégé Amanda for killing like 3 people #misogyny "It can never be personal" EXCEPT FOR LIKE THE DOZEN PEOPLE YOU KNEW PERSONALLY AND PUT INTO TRAPS BC THEY WRONGED YOU. NEED WE GO ON. "Everyone in my traps deserves to be there" bro you think addiction and straight up murder are the same I cannae take you seriously 🙄 if John Kramer was real I'd be making anti-Jigsaw posts ragging on him constantly and wake up in a trap and just go Oh so mister pig man can't take constructive criticism now? Gonna go build an edgy rube goldberg machine about it? Gonna go get another lackey because you and your little old man goatee can't do any heavy lifting? God you're emo. 🙄

My neighbors horse got out today. She almost ran directly in front of a mail car. And she tripped and fell on her big horse ass.

good music makes you feel like a horse

As we near the Saw X release I would like to put it out there that I don't want Adam to be alive because it would make no narrative sense however I do want Adam to be alive because I miss him. Hope this clears things up.

My toxic trait is that I genuinely believe that Adam is alive and an apprentice