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very important plans

flirting texting with the enemy
a gift for @afoxnamedmulder :D

What if Hoffman started wearing a cross necklace to keep Strahm’s ghost away.

Not Dead…. Did You Miss Me?

pixels are consuming my brain

“You really couldn’t get a bigger box?”

what if hoffstrahm hugged?
mark thinking about peter doing the “he loves me/he loves me not” thing but with someone’s fingernails . hoffstrahm leads me to places in my mind i wouldn’t go with a gun. love them
THIS IS CRAZY. i love it
Mark dumping all his issues on a trap victim who woke up a little too early
“yeah i just feel like i’m getting mixed signals y’know- one minute he’s putting his entire life into tracking me down the next he won’t even get in my coffin… it’s like does he really want me?” and the victim has been hanging upside down by the penis pincher 9000 and has lost all blood flow
Peter Strahm, in front of you are three hurdles and a ballpit and a small trampoline and some swings and a slide and a paddling pool and a bouncy ball and
just read hoffstrahm smut in class hbu<3
(going mad over them)
setting up my new portable cd player & testing it with my linkin park cds while i watch saw v, obsess over hoffdaddy and eat sour gummy worms
it's the small things

this drawing is literally cursed my csp crashed like 20 times and i lost the original file


What if… what if we kissed in a glass coffin 😳😳
This shit is driving me crazy😭





I love Letterboxd reviews so much they’re giving me a reason to live
I wish I wasn’t only capable of drawing angry bloodied men.



Strahm walked in and he literally flooded the room. Like pick your jaw up on the floor Kerry is literally hanging from the ceiling with her ribs torn out