Saw 7 Is So Fucking Campy, I Literally Thought That The Jigsaw Survivors Group Was Something Someone

Saw 7 is so fucking campy, I literally thought that the Jigsaw Survivors Group was something someone made up for a fanfiction I was reading before I watched the movie.

john and amanda bring home carlos as their new tiny apprentice. he doesn't do anything except get spoiled and have play dates with diana.

I covered my eyes four times while seeing Saw X, and two of them were when the straight people wouldn't stop kissing. However when they FIRST kissed I genuinely pulled one of these in the theater:

one of my fave saw x moments was when 2 straight people kissed and both amanda and john were like "ew gross"

I don't know if this is a hot take but Alison Gordon seems like a really shitty mom from what we see of her? Like she definitely girlbosses her way out of getting kidnapped and she does a good fucking job of protecting Diana through the whole ideal. Buuut also she immediately dismissed her like?? 6 year old daughter??? Telling her that there is a MAN IN HER ROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AS HER IMAGINATION WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT???? And then when Diana says she wants Lawrence to check her room not Alison- Alison goes to Lawrences office and says "your daughter wants her to check her room" right in front of her :(( idk about you but when adults said shit like that about me it made me feel like such a piece of shit for needing help. Then after Lawrence helps her back into bed feeling better she goes "you're not gonna leave me and mommy right" and he seems GENUINELY shocked that she would even think of that kind of makes me wonder if Alison was shit talking him in front of her and said something about him leaving them. They're both putting off a looming divorce which is shitty on both of their parts, but Alison makes me particularly angry.

Anyway this is a Lawrence Gordon is a Good Dad Despite Him Working a Ton household.

I need Lawrence and Adam to swap places with Hannibal and Will like for a little bit or whatever it's for science-

NOOO JUST GOT A NEW FOLLOWER NAMED ANDROGYNOUSTREESUIT AND IT WAS A BOT!!!!! BRO THAT USERNAME FUCKING SLAPS AND YOU HEARTBREAK ME BY BEING A BOT HOW COULD YOU!!!!