Oh Man, I Need To Go To Sleep

Oh man, I need to go to sleep 

Wait, I’m hungry

There’s no food in the fridge or pantry. I’ll go shopping and eat in the morning. 

What do I need to get? eggs, milk, butter… maybe sugar for tea?

I can make cookies with that

Wait, no, I want cheesecake 

Wait, cheesecake expires 

I wonder if anyone’s ever made non-expiring cheesecake?

That feels like a bug in a video game.

I wonder if there’s ever been a bug for non-expiring cheesecake 

some snippets of the vibe corner lancer campaign story

Hey be sure to go to your blog settings, head down to visibility and turn on this little button that prevents Tumblr from stealing your posts and using it to train AI learning models. Good job, fuckheads, great update.

fuck ai

the fight is over

we won

Joint pains for supernumerary limbs (wings, tails, extra arms or legs)

Uncontrollable shapeshifting, either whole or partially (spikes, wings, arms, eyes, etc)

Bad vision across more than two eyes

Seer’s migraines (basically you looked into the future too hard and now you have both constant deja vu and brain-splitting headaches)

Brain fog that manifests physically as well as mentally (cloud around your head)

Your memories literally escape you and you have to run around your house to catch and remember them

What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?