I Swear To God Its 11pm On July 3rd If These Motherfuckers Dont Cool It With The Fireworks Hands Are

I swear to god it’s 11pm on July 3rd if these motherfuckers don’t cool it with the fireworks hands are being thrown.

Well I managed to watch all of the CR 2 finale last night without any caffeine. Cannot wait for the consequences of my hubris to kick in.

Because Jedi can love, [Bell]. We’re not droids, nor should we ever be. We are living creatures rich in the Force, with everything that brings. Joy, affection, and, yes, grief. Experiencing such emotions are part of life. It is light. But while we experience such emotions, we should never let them rule us. A Jedi is the master of their emotions, never a slave. Star Wars: The Rising Storm

Wait, I have just come to a terrible realization. On why Lokius is needed to hold back a great darkness. One we have seen before. Think, Loki is a dark haired pretty boy villain who Tumblr thirsts over, and he has alternate versions of himself running around… Tell me who does this remind you of?

You know don’t you? In the deepest parts of your soul you know who I am about to say. The O N C E- L E R. You know the great evil that became of him, surely you see the same possibility in Loki? You may say we have learned and moved past that, but what about the youths who did not live through it. Imagine Tik Tok swarming with cosplays and duets of Loki’s. Imagine the smut that will be written. It would be the Once-Ler fandom again but now potentially armed with canon. Do you not shudder at that possibility?

Without Lokius we may have been doomed to a new dark age. For it distracts the vulnerable who may have fallen for the lies of Loki x Sylvie/A! Loki. All praise Lokius for shielding us from such a fate!

July 4th Eve on Tumblr

International tumblr users:

"Brace yourselves"

*boards up windows

American tumblr users: *quietly starts chanting in the distance "USA, USA, USA..."