Happy Birthday Dear Sibling Of Mine! @padchai

happy birthday dear sibling of mine! @padchai

Everyone say happy birthday to my kid @padchai

I made you a bird’s milk cake, trust me it is delicious.

Happy birthday, kiddo <3

so I have this headcanon that there is an odd number of people in the universe, so when thanos snaps, there is one person who is half and half.

guess who that person is.

wade wilson.

the universe/stones/etc. chose him because his mutation is super healing.

he just walks around half disintegrated. sometimes hes almost completely gone, and others hes sometimes almost completely there.

OR

there is an even amount of people and Wade is snapped, but his super healing is causing him to be half disintegrated.

this applies to both:

Wade: what the fuck! *flips off sky like thanos can see him as he continues to get turned to dust on and off*

AND, AND

it more or less followed the story of the first avengers movie :3

*ahem*

Avengers: recruiting the team

S2, Ep2: recruiting the team

Avengers: team meeting each other

S2, Ep2: team meeting each other

Avengers: first fight with Loki, takes Loki into custody

S2, Ep2: first fight with Peter, takes Peter into custody

Avengers: as the team takes Loki into custody, Thor shows up and attempts to take him to “face Asgardian justice”

S2, Ep2: as the team takes Peter into custody, Thor shows up and attempts to take him to “face Asgardian justice”

Avengers: the team goes back to SHIELD, puts Loki into the glass cage, Thor tells them about Loki and what he wants

S2, Ep2: the team goes back to PEGASUS (which is technically SHIELD), puts Peter into the glass cage, Thor tells them about Peter/Ego and what he wants

Avengers: events that lead to the final fight that do not match each other

S2, Ep2: events that lead to the final fight that do not match each other

Avengers: final fight with Loki and his army

S2, Ep2: final fight with Ego and his army

[edit 12/28/23:

Avengers: montage of the ending and where everyone went and what they were doing with someone talking over it

S2, Ep2: montage of the ending and where everyone went and what they were doing with someone talking over it]

SO IN CONCLUSION, their story lines are strangely similar…

What if Episode 2

THERE ARE SO MANY EASTER EGGS! AND REFERENCES

Peggy and Howard being shook after seeing the winter soldier was crazy and then calling it rumour that it’s Bucky.

And Winter soldier talking felt a bit weird probably because he doesn’t, and mention of Steve! Howard talking with Bucky so that he doesn’t shoot Peter Quill was insane.

And then him saying that Cap is saving his ass ahaha

Hope and Peter getting to know each other was great too I honestly thought he might attack her.

The unlikely team up during the Cold War with the Russians ahaha

Hank, King T’Chaka, Wendy Lawson, Bill Foster and Thor

Th mention of teseract, Kree and Peter picking up the raccoon toy I mean love the details

Thor showing up? It was hilarious and Peter saying I’m Starlord that felt great and just blasted out Ego.

It felt good, avengers team up in the 80s

okay lemme rant for a little bit

so my school district has half days. tomorrow is a half day bc Christmas break is starting. I’ve talked to all of my friends and they talk say they aren’t gonna go to school tomorrow. I always say “I’m not going to go period bc tomorrow we’re leaving at 3am to be in the mountains by the time school gets out 😉” and they talk about how jealous they are and stuff. But I don’t wanna be in the fucking car for nine fucking hours. i doesnt matter if we’re gonna be in the fucking mountains all I wanna do is fuckin sleep.

tbh this went somewhere i didn’t mean for it to lmao

HOW MUCH???

I would drive this. Right now.

merry chri-

*bursts through door* NOT TODAY MOTHER FUCKERS!!! ITS HALLOWEEN!!!

*confusion* okay. sure. merry halloween, i guess.