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Loki: I told Bucky their ears flush when they lie.
Y/N: Why?
Loki: Look.
Loki: Hey Bucky! Do you love us?
Bucky, covering their ears: No.
Y/N:
Loki: We need to get through this locked door. Thor, give me your credit card.
Thor: Here.
Loki, pocketing it: Thanks. Y/N, kick down the door.
Loki: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.
Thor: Actually, Y/N is my favorite.
Loki: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.
Y/N: This food is too hot... I can’t eat it.
Bucky: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Sam: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Tony: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
Peter: Croissants: dropped
Bucky: Road: works ahead
Loki: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Y/N: Shavacado: fre
Steve:
Steve, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Thor: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Steve?
Steve: Bruce, easily.
Bruce, laughing: What the fuck, man.
Steve: Well, Tony would be too easy. He’d probably be into it.
Tony, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?
Thor: I put the pun in punishment.
Ned: I put the top in unstoppable.
Peter: I put the cute in execute.
Y/N: I put the sexy in dyslexia.
MJ: I put the ass in class.
Loki: I put the D in Y/N.
Loki, negotiating with Steve & Bucky
Loki: We have Y/N. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Y/N: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Steve & Bucky:
Y/N: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-
Steve & Bucky, in unison: Y/N STOP
Surprise, Surprise
A/N- Please keep in mind, this is my first time writing a Reader Insert. So, I'm sorry in advance if this isn't that good.
Loki x Fem!Reader
F/F= Favorite Food
Imagine on the elevator, Thor talks to Loki about a girl he met while on Midgard, having no idea that girl happened to be Loki girlfriend of 6 years, you.
"I'm sorry, my lady." Thor's voice booms throughout the kitchen after having bumped into you after turning away from the fridge. You smiled softly and nodded your head in thanks. "It's no problem Thor." you said. "Would you like to have lunch with me, my lady? Everyone seems to be out of the Compound at the moment." Thor asks in a surprisingly soft voice. "Why the hell not? My name is Y/N L/N, by the way." You smiled widely. "It is nice to meet you, lady Y/N. What would you like to eat?" Thor grins, gesturing to open-planned kitchen in the Avengers Compound. "I'll just take a plate of F/F from the fridge, Thor. Thank you." You spoke before sitting at the dinning room table, as Thor plated both you and him some F/F. After heating both plates up, Thor flopped into the chair next to the one you were sitting in, after putting both plates on the table. You and Thor got to know one another as you both ate. Loki had told you about Thor and stories about when they were little, but you didn't think Thor would have such Golden Retriever energy based off of what Loki had said. You guys eventually went separate ways as Thor said he was off to the gym. You bid goodbyes as you went back to Loki's room. As you arrived at Loki's room, you could see him walking down the hall towards the Elevator. "I'm going to get a new book, my Queen." Loki spoke softly but loud enough for you to hear, without turning around, as if sensing your confusion. "Ok, I'll be in your bedroom, my King." You spoke before heading into Loki's room and closing the door.
Loki got to the elevator the same time as Thor, and coincidentally the Library and gym are one floor apart. Going the same way, down. Thor held the elevator doors open for his brother which had Loki nodding his thanks. "I met such a wonderful maiden today, brother." Thor announced as the elevator doors closed. Loki raised an eyebrow in question, which Thor noticed. "Why yes, she was the upmost kind and sweet woman I've ever met. I think you would love her. She has a mischievous side but also has a kind and caring nurture to her. I think you and her would get along great after some of the pranks she told me she's pulled on her older brother." Thor explained with a bright smile. "Who is this, you speak of Thor?" Loki questioned with genuine curiosity. "Her name was Y/N L/N. She was brilliant, she was." Thor spoke, with wild gestures of his hands, before smiling at his brother. "I think you and her would get along great." He added quickly, noticing Loki's amusement to the situation. Loki nodded with a mischievous sparkle to his eyes. "I'll keep that in mind, brother. Thank you." He spoke with a hint of a smile pulling at his lips. "No problem, brother." Thor grinned while giving Loki a pat on the back.
As Thor and Loki went their separate ways once arriving to the destined floor, Loki smiled to himself, a genuine smile, just thinking about you and thinking he's ready to tell the team about you. He knows you're the one for him. You complete him. You make him feel things he's never felt before. You are the love of his life. He doesn't know what he would do without you. You make him a better person. Loki is happy for the first time in what feels like forever because of you. He is beyond grateful he met you. He would go to the end of the Nine Realms for you. He would kill for you. He would do anything you asked of him. You have him wrapped around your finger like there is no tomorrow.
A/N- For those of you that don’t remember…
Peter 1= Tom’s Peter
Peter 2= Tobey’s Peter
Peter 3= Andrew’s Peter
Y/N: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.
Peter 3: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Peter 1: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.
Peter 2: Guys.
Peter 1= Tom’s Peter
Peter 2= Tobey’s Peter
Peter 3= Andrew’s Peter
Peter 3: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Peter 1: Milfs.
Peter 2: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Peter 3 : Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Y/N: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Y/N: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Peter 2: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Peter 3 : WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Peter 3 : I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Y/N: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Peter 1: What? No! It isn't!
Y/N: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Peter 2: Y/N...
Y/N: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Peter 2: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Y/N: PETER 3 , DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Peter 3 : The word milf has been ruined for me.
Peter 1: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Peter 2: Y'all are dumbasses.
Steve: Hey, what have you two been up to?
Thor: We were helping Y/N write their vows, but they kicked us out because Bucky was making inappropriate suggestions.
Bucky: How is “Loki, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?
Peter: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Ned: Merry crisis.
Y/N: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
MJ: Hoe hoe hoe.
Peter: Guys, please.
Saw the meme and felt it fit him lol
Text: Loki
“He had his moments”
-Thor
Anybody else out there who ship TonyxBuckyStevexSam (Stark-Barnes-Rogers-Wilson)? When yes, I have one question, did you ever see any content from them? When yes,
WHERE?! PLEASE I NEED MORE CONTENT! I CAN‘T BE THE ONLY ONE FROM A FEW WHO PRODUCE CONTENT FOR THIS SHIP! PLEASE!
What if we make the shipname for #tonyxbuckyxstevexsam #stonckam?
In episode 4 we see Agatha looking over Mrs. Hart uuh I mean Sharon, and she says "I didn't think you had it in you" could she be implying that teen was the one who killed her. Because when we see Sharon's body getting pulled in the oven her eyes are closed but then later we see her eyes open at the end. Could she have possibly survived and teen killed her. Any way next week we will see things from Teen's pov to find out.
I'm just so confused when people say that Wanda rejected Agatha because all I saw was Agatha relentlessly terrorizing and actively trying to kill Wanda to get her magic. It's not like she asked Wanda out on a date. She just kept saying surrender your magic. So what do you mean she REJECTED Agatha. If Agatha wanted Wanda to join her she would've just asked. So what are y'all talking about.😂😂😂
Guys if Billy is the 🖤 and is part of the coven how come he never had to drink the wine in episode 3 during the first trial how come he didn't have a timer watch like everyone else in episode 5. I believe that Rio is still the black heart.
Moon Knight
Marc Spector
Marc <3
