I Just Finished Watching "Dad Beat Dad" And Something Cute I Thought Of!

I just finished watching "Dad beat dad" and something cute I thought of!

Alastor and Lucifer co-caregivering baby Charlie!

Little!Charlie age 3: "Daddy, can I have some juice, please?"

Alastor and Lucifer at the same time:

Alastor: "Of course, my dear!"

Lucifer: "Absolutely Char-Char."

Lucifer at Alastor: "Uhm, excuse me. I am her daddy."

Alastor: "Really? Then where have you been since the beginning of the hotel?"

Lucifer: You son of a-"

Alastor turns to Charlie: "What type of Juice do you want, Charlie?"

Lucifer, before Charlie could answer: "Haha! I know my daughter! She wants apple juice."

Lucifer to Charlie in a baby-talk voice: "Isn't that right, my little apple of my eye?"

Lucifer makes a apple juice box appear and he gives it to Charlie.

Charlie happily drinks it: "Thanks daddy!"

Alastor glares at Lucifer, then turns back to Charlie: "Charlie, is there anything else you require?"

Charlie: "Uhm. Can I haves pookie?"

Lucifer: "Uhhhh what?"

Alastor, Smiling brighter: "Of course, little one!"

Alastor snaps his fingers to summons Charlie's teddy bear and a soft blanket.

Charlie, smiling: "Thanks, daddy!"

Alastor smiles at Lucifer.

Lucifer coughs: "No no, Charlie. That's Alastor, I'm your daddy."

Charlie, smiling: "You can both be my daddy, lotsa people have more than one daddies. It's just someone who takes care of you." 🙂

Lucifer scoffs and rolls his eyes: "Okay, but who's your favorite daddy?"

Charlie thinking: "Ummmmm, Angel!"

Angel dust and Husk laughing hysterically in the background.

Husk: "I'd start running if I were you."

Angel: "Yup."

@todayimfour

Kajakskah it sure is!!

27. A radio pushed his mom over a cliff.

Reasons Vox may want to destroy Alastor:

1. He sucks.

2. It’s hot.

3. He rejected Vox’s advances and Vox does not handle rejection well.

4. Alastor supports Coke. Vox supports Pepsi. Enough said.

5. Stupid haircut.

6. He’s jealous of Alastor’s ears. How come he gets ears?!

7. He asked Alastor if he had a tail and was ghosted for seven years.

8. Alastor did $50,000 in TV damages at the Hellmart

9. Alastor apparently has a new #1 rival and HOW DARE HE

10. His stupid triangle ass. Vox HATES triangles. Boxes are IN!

11. He carries a dildo stick around. Vox already has 1 person in his life carrying a dildo stick around sometimes and that’s one too many.

12. When Vox glitches “Val” may sound like “Al”, he wants to get rid of potential confusion.

13. He once called Vox a podcast. Vox HATES podcasts.

14. Alastor didn’t laugh at his joke that one time.

15. He smiles too much for someone who never goes to the dentist.

16. Vox watched Bambi and never emotionally recovered. So the sight of Alastor nearly brings him to tears.

17. He needs to get rid of Alastor so Val/Velvette STOP saying he has a crush on Alastor

18. He needs to get rid of Alastor before anyone else can.

19. Vox is actually just racist.

20. Alastor is red. Red=communist. And as capitalism incarnate Vox hates communists.

21. HE KEEPS STEALING FROM VOX

22. Radio related trauma

23. He goes to the same tailor as Vox. Nobody is allowed to go to the same tailor as Vox.

24. Vox is aphobic

25. Alternatively, Vox is on the a-spec and doesn’t want to share a label with Alastor.

26. It’s the only way he can get pleasure because Valentino is not satisfying him in bed

Oh yeah, also: Power.

This is me btw ^ ^

Calico Cat regressor <33

We are a collective hive mind of rats that live happily some sweet old lady's attic and I am the big possum that she assumed was just a fat rat so she helped me up into the attic and now I rule as the rat king due to sheer mass and dominance but I do not wish to be king and would like a juice box

officially my 13th reason why

i don’t have a cg (looking if you want to) but posts like these make me feel so small🥺