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I just finished watching "Dad beat dad" and something cute I thought of!

Alastor and Lucifer co-caregivering baby Charlie!

Little!Charlie age 3: "Daddy, can I have some juice, please?"

Alastor and Lucifer at the same time:

Alastor: "Of course, my dear!"

Lucifer: "Absolutely Char-Char."

Lucifer at Alastor: "Uhm, excuse me. I am her daddy."

Alastor: "Really? Then where have you been since the beginning of the hotel?"

Lucifer: You son of a-"

Alastor turns to Charlie: "What type of Juice do you want, Charlie?"

Lucifer, before Charlie could answer: "Haha! I know my daughter! She wants apple juice."

Lucifer to Charlie in a baby-talk voice: "Isn't that right, my little apple of my eye?"

Lucifer makes a apple juice box appear and he gives it to Charlie.

Charlie happily drinks it: "Thanks daddy!"

Alastor glares at Lucifer, then turns back to Charlie: "Charlie, is there anything else you require?"

Charlie: "Uhm. Can I haves pookie?"

Lucifer: "Uhhhh what?"

Alastor, Smiling brighter: "Of course, little one!"

Alastor snaps his fingers to summons Charlie's teddy bear and a soft blanket.

Charlie, smiling: "Thanks, daddy!"

Alastor smiles at Lucifer.

Lucifer coughs: "No no, Charlie. That's Alastor, I'm your daddy."

Charlie, smiling: "You can both be my daddy, lotsa people have more than one daddies. It's just someone who takes care of you." 🙂

Lucifer scoffs and rolls his eyes: "Okay, but who's your favorite daddy?"

Charlie thinking: "Ummmmm, Angel!"

Angel dust and Husk laughing hysterically in the background.

Husk: "I'd start running if I were you."

Angel: "Yup."

@todayimfour