My Gender Is Not A Good Idea

My gender is not a good idea

WELL FRICK

@grauntiemotersblog

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

Son of a gun I have Agere headcannons for the character with less than a minute on screen, save me 😭😭😭

Papermint Agere Board and Headcannons!

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Age-range is 5-8 but can and has gone younger

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No pacis or teethers for him! He's a big kid!! but he's constantly got candy like dumdums or ring pops because hes got the oral fixation

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For some reason I feel like Velvet always has candy on her too, not specifically for him but she'll give him one if he asks. He secretly wishes he worked more closely with Velvet for that reason. Well there's other reasons too, I feel like Vel is just his favorite of the Vee's.

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If hes not at work he's always got some kinda music playing, in his cool earbuds or just blasting music videos on his TV at home

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I feel like he's just itching to be let loose in a Claire's (or I guess hells equivalent??) he loves all the cool keychains and stuffies and accessories! He bought a bracelet making kit from there once and he stayed up all night watching movies and making bracelets

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He regresses on his own, he's a big kid after all!! But that does get kinda lonely sometimes, especially on some of his littler days. He manages really well by himself though, he's got separate chores and self-care charts and if he completed the whole list he gets to put a new sticker in his sticker book. he's always super excited when he gets to put in two but it doesn't happen very often.. there just aren't enough hours in the day :(

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His bag that he takes to work has some stuff in there in case he regresses at work, which happens more often than he'd like to admit... One minute he's writing down notes for Vox's next broadcast and d*mnit he's chewing on his cool pen again

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In the bag is stuff that he would probably be embarrassed about but mostly not exclusively regression stuff; a pack of glitter pens, his notebook of doodles that's decked out in stickers, some extra sticker books, candy, and drink packets for his water bottle, plus that folder of actual work stuff that he brings home often because he can almost never actually get everything done in just his work hours.

That's all I've got for now, I'll probably write more headcannons later but I've got enough to post I think! Requests are closed for now but id love to hear your own headcannons if you have any!!

The Amazing Digital Daycare

Let this be the lesson that you should never leave your children unsupervised with headsets unless you want them to be under the care of a pair of dentures

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I was having a dream where it was basically a DND campaign and everyone was tiny and everything around us looked like it came from an eccentric grandma's attic. There was this weird sorcerer that breathed life into a pendant and a shadowy knight kinda seeped out of the detail of the pendant. Below is the closest image I could find of the pendant but the sword was removable.

The sorcerer said to the person who brought him the pendant "I've given him enough of a name to come when called, and enough life to know who his father is" the word father was kinda meant to be master. The guy with the pendant was the bad guy, using The Knight as a henchmen. The bad guy wore the pendant sans sword like it was weightless despite it being huge because everyone is tiny. The Sorcerer was kinda a neutral party i guess??.

The Knight was always silent, his name never really spoken because he didn't stray very far from The Bad Guy. He always felt like he didn't want to fight, he just wasn't very interested like he was just doing as he was told. He kind of felt blank. At some point someone in my party caught his sword and realized "wait it's not even sharp?" Because it was a piece of a friggin necklace.

We convinced him to steal his pendant back from The Bad Guy and we had to drag it around because it was heavy to us. We find The Sorcerer and ask him to bind her to the pendant so The Knight can stay with us easier. He says the same thing "I've given him enough of a name to come when called, and enough of a life to know his father" the pendant glows for a second and it's suddenly no longer super heavy to that party member. She really leans into the 'Father' title and tries to get The Knight to speak or give any indication that he's happier now but he just can't. The Knight isn't his own person and doesn't have the capacity for complex thoughts and reason. Hes just sorta there because he's been summoned. We learn that if we put the sword back in the pendant then he goes back in as well.

Does this remind ANYONE of ANY kind of a fictional fantasy guy or maybe there's something similar in a movie or book? My brain can't have just made this up

I WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT HIM

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WE GETTING A KITTY BABY!!!!

I gonna get dem dis Friday an its gon be my bestest everest kitty!!

Me an my stepmom gettin kitties together an I dunno much bout dem yet but da orange one is mine and dey 4 months olD

I NEED NAME IDES!!

Uh oh I'm making agere content rn as we speak

Uh oh new obsession

WHAT KINDA FISH IS PAPERMINT??

IM DUMB OR IS THAT AN EEL TAIL??

Is he an electric eel??? 😭💕