Tony, After Peter Has Come Out As Pansexual: Wow, There's One Thing In Our Lives We've Done Right.

Tony, after Peter has come out as pansexual: Wow, there's one thing in our lives we've done right.

Stephen: Yeah, we taught Harley how not to get caught after he's set something big on fire.

Tony:

Stephen:

Tony: . . . there are two things in our lives we've done right.

Sexy

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adjective

1. Tony Stark

2. Tony Stark putting on the Iron Man armour

3. The Iron Man armour

4. Tony’s eyelashes

Dustin, screaming: MUM!!!

Steve and his mother, at the same time: Yeah?

Dustin:

Steve:

Dustin: ... I swear, I can explain this-

WE WERE ROBBED

look at how proud tony is

starker + love, simon

sometimes i feel like i’m stuck on a ferris wheel. one minute i’m on top of the world the next i’m at rock bottom. over and over, all day long. because a lot about life is great. but nobody knows I’m gay.

What they see:

WHAT I SEE:

“Peter sweetie you’re doing amazing but I think we’re gonna crash.”

“Dad if you would just let me drive for one second—”

“Petey dear, that’s no way to talk to your father.”

“Thank you, Stephen honey. He’s been so passive aggressive lately!”

“dAdS wE’re g0nNa cRaShHhhh1!!1”

“Magic seatbelts, everybody!”

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Edit: Since this post kind of took off… Check out my fic if you like iron dad/spider son! I’m very proud of it :)