Tony, After Peter Has Come Out As Pansexual: Wow, There's One Thing In Our Lives We've Done Right.

Tony, after Peter has come out as pansexual: Wow, there's one thing in our lives we've done right.

Stephen: Yeah, we taught Harley how not to get caught after he's set something big on fire.

Tony:

Stephen:

Tony: . . . there are two things in our lives we've done right.

WE WERE ROBBED

look at how proud tony is

Steve: When I was 7 I had this crush on a boy in my class and I didn’t know how to deal with it so I wrote him a letter that just said “get out of my class”

Bucky: Oh my god, that was you-?

Me, a confused nine year old, not being able to speak a single word in English, while listening to Shawn Mendes: “Okay, I get that ‘treat you better’ point, but who the fuck is Gen Norman?”

Sexy

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adjective

1. Tony Stark

2. Tony Stark putting on the Iron Man armour

3. The Iron Man armour

4. Tony’s eyelashes

Tony, talking like he’s documenting his life: ... and what’s worse than having a husband who’s addicted to Beyoncé? 

Tony: *pointing at Stephen who’s sitting on a chair and moving his shoulders to a beat while having his headphones on*

Tony: ... a son who’s addicted to Katy Perry. 

Tony: *passing by Peter who’s singing “Hot ‘n Cold” loudly*

Tony: *walking to Harley’s room, opening his door slowly and looking at Harley, who’s headbanging while listening to AC/DC on high volume*

Tony, whiping away a tear: And this is Harley, the only light of my life.