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So Lionel, what motivated you to set up a pet shop? -@oneirotecture

"OH this is so exciting!!! I've never had anyone ask me about the Menagerie before!!" [Lionel rubs his hands together in sheer glee. The Tomb-Lion napping by his side rolls over and nearly takes him out in the process, yawning. What could've easily been mistaken for a furred hat uncurls from her head, revealing itself to be some sort of venomous squirrel, and a spindlewolf draped over her shoulders starts licking her cheek. On top of that, there's a sorrow-spider the size of a kitten in her lap she's trying to bathe. It doesn't seem happy about this but it's not trying to rip her eyeballs out, which is a miracle in itself.] "Gather round, gather round! Oh, don't worry about the sorrow-spider. I promise it doesn't eat that many eyeballs.

"Well, I've always been more comfortable with animals than people. That's a fact. I won't lie to you, when I first descended to the Neath I was going through quite a dark chapter of my life…" [Lionel tosses her hair with a small, self-deprecatory laugh amidst the jingling of rostygold.] "I spent my days no better than a beast for a while. Not to say that's a BAD thing, mind you. But the point is: All my precious critters, creatures and what have you were there for me when no one else was. At first I simply wanted them to have a home they could be comfortable in. Then I thought, well, it wouldn't hurt to share that with others, people and animals both! To have someone you can always depend upon. To love and be loved, unconditionally." [He promptly boops the Tomb-Lion with a couple of fingers and laughs when it utters a maudlin sigh worthy of Mahogany Hall.] [Why the shadow of a frown on his face all of a sudden?] "I know my choice of location is eccentric, yes. But it's the optimal layout for the Menagerie!! I sleep right above the shop so I can look after all the animals myself and if there's any emergency, here I am! Plus it's almost infinite space in there. What a bargain!" [Here she chuckles and releases the sorrow-spider in order to adjust her glasses. It does nothing except lie in her lap like a kitten, waving its legs around until she begins gently scritching its abdomen.] "Accessibility is key, you know. I want to be able to reach as many people as possible! Everyone should have someone to love. Even a pet. -I shouldn't say just a pet, they're so much more!"

[A great shadow moves in the space in between his eyelids and his gold-tinted spectacles, as if some unseen beast was passing by. Or through.]

I love the Chorister's Bomb, one of the coolest things in Fallen London tbh, musical red science parabola bomb

There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).

alright, i have good news and bad news.

the good news is that caeru is officially close to the end of nemesis.

the bad news,

is that we've officially hit knifegate.

like whack a mole

help

I should make another interest check for the tomb colonist party for those who didnt have a chance earlier to get invites, im still slowly chipping away at it.

Anyway reply to this post or message me if you have a tomb colonist oc or oc who’s fine dressing up as one and you didnt reply to the last post i did on this a couple months ago. Ive still got the list of those that rsvp’d so theres no need to do so again if youve already done so!!

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"

so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished

Bit of an open-ended question, but out of the main talking points about fallen london (death is cheap, talking cats, etc,) what attracted you at first?

Mine was the entire thing surrounding death, how it's a commodity like anything else early game

happy (slightly late) 9th birthday undertale

This is evil genius (complimentary) shit.

Youtuber RTgame put out a video titled "The Minecraft Movie Looks Bad: Is Minecraft Story Mode Worse?" and then used A/B testing to change the thumbnail to say either Yes or No, and just watched the comments tear each other to bits.

No time to explain, just get in

This bit from the latest dougdoug video fucking killed me. Idk why but it took me out

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I am writing to you with a heart full of hope and gratitude.

My small family (my old mom, my wife and my little daughter) is in great danger due to the ongoing war in Gaza.

Unfortunately the war on Gaza continues and the suffering is increasing. We left our home in Gaza since 13/10/2023 as it was bombed and partially destroyed.

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Good luck!

What do you think about, when you think about love? (Do you think of a lovestruck space crustacean? I do)

So Maushold just won a regional.

Here's every time the crowd chanted along to Population Bomb during the finals :

@sleepy-pile-of-ashe the splat oon

octavio spotted at the function

caeru patch notes:

accidentally went missing for a month

it's long hair swag time

@sleepy-pile-of-ashe HEY ur the splatoon fellow!!! Look at this!!

[ITEM OBTAINED] You got... a DEDF1SH PLUSH! It was found in the sewers... but you got it! This item is 🫵 YOUR 🫵responsibility now and it's in your inventory forever! Happy DJing

AND YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO!

intimate of wines,,,

DO NOT CHECK IF YOU WISH TO DO BAG A LEGEND ITS SPOILERS

i suppose its veils too, Veils and Wines throughout the ambition are shown to have funnily enough been pretty close, especially compared to how the other masters are with each other, wines even calls Veils a "Friend"

intimate of wines,,,