FLUTTERSHY HCs!!!!!

FLUTTERSHY HCs!!!!!

she is literally me as a horse i love her so much yes most of this is projecting dont come for me

•has a huge oddity collection, from animal skulls/bones to preserved organs to dried up bug necklaces. little creatures are like her friends and she needs to keep them forever

•also keeps dead flowers, all the dead things!!!!!!!!!

•hates loud noises but is soothed by aggressive metal music

•definitely a huge dethklok fan

•her mane is always a mess. she lets it grow out and rarely trims it and it usually has leaves and random flower petals in it

•her mane and tail are also dirty on the ends from dragging on the ground all the time

•constantly taking naps cuz she gets drained super easily

•hates asking for help so if she needs something she'll just stare at u blankly until u read her mind

•has a lot of stains in her fur from constantly being outside

•smokes a lotttttt of weed and occasionally partakes in other "natural" drugs, especially with treehugger

•she loves painting and finds it relaxing :) and shes really good at it its like her hidden talent

•her love language is gift giving since shes not good with her words. she likes picking flowers and making little friendship bracelets for people she cares about

•brings angel everywhere she goes cuz hes like a therapy pet to her

•the tallest of the mane 6 but is insecure of her height

•really good at sewing and crochet and makes almost all of her own clothes, and sweaters for all her animal friends too

•gets lost in her thoughts alot and is constantly zoning out

•shes a really good baker and her house always smells like warm chocolate chip cookies :3

•the first question she'll ask u if come over is what kind of tea you like. she makes tea for all of her guests and even memorized her best friend's favorites (she cant choose a favorite but she really likes earl grey :3)

•still has fangs from becoming flutterbat and uses them to her advantage cuz they're literally her one and only intimidating feature

•has stacks and stacks of old journals cuz she writes down her thoughts a lot when shes alone

•doesnt like artificial light, if it gets too dark she lights a bunch of candles (also why her and her house always smell amazing)

•cannot sleep unless shes surrounded by stuffed animals

•wears a lot of hoodies and beanies cuz shes always freezing her ass off

•hates having a messy room but is too tired to clean it

•cries at every minor inconvenience

•carries a little bag with first aid stuff everywhere she goes

Jeff's Relation to the Other Pastas

plz dont come for me this is my own personal au or whatever im not claiming these as facts o___o

also sorry if i didnt add ur favorite i just did the most relevant ones ig idk sorry this kinda sucks!!!!!

🩻EJ: #bestfriends4lyfe they clicked when they first met and they've been best friends ever since. they have the kind of friendship where they can just sit in silence doing their own thing just enjoying each other's presence. EJ doesn't talk much anyway and Jeff respects that. they do everything but also nothing together, its really sweet.

🪓Toby: they definitely have a thing going on IM SORRY SUE ME. they have a history of absolutely hating each other but over time they both realized they were trying to hide their attraction to one another. jeff always looked for reasons to be closer to toby, even if it was just to bully him. either way toby yearned for jeffs company. now they both bully each other but affectionately

🖤Jane: NUH UH. KEEP THEM AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AT ALL COSTS. these 2 in a room together is basically opening pandoras box

🎮BEN: they are the epitome of straight boys that claim to be straight but act so painfully gay with each other. they will literally make jokes about fucking but get offended when someone questions it. theyre also the ones who are always staying up all night playing video games and waking everybody up with their screaming and yelling

🎀Nina: nina is jeff's crazy ex girlfriend. they stayed friends after the breakup but nina is still super clingy and jeff uses that to his advantage to boss her around all the time. little does he know she still snips locks of his hair when hes not looking and has a whole shrine for him in her room :3

🧸Sally: jeff treats sally a lot better than the rest of the pastas. shes basically jeff's younger sister; they have movie nights together every weekend and they also play a lot of dress-up and hide and go seek. sally also likes to force jeff to let her give him makeovers. jeff is like a different person around her, its nice to see him be silly every once and a while

🍬LJ: jeff annoys the absolute shit out of this man. hes like the authority figure that jeff likes to disobey just to be annoying. he roasts the absolute shit out of him for being a clown and pulls pranks on him constantly but always hides before LJ can beat the living shit out of him. jeff is like 2 whole feet shorter than him but hes somehow not scared of him. LJ is like his own personal punching bag for no reason

hello tumblr it is my birthday

hai can i send u pictures of my feet

naw i just know u got toe fungus nasty ass

Invader Zim: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA I obey the Tallests and HATE that stupid Dib-thing

JTHM: ok squee now hit the second tower

bffs

is this meme still relevant