Love Calculators Be Like:

Love Calculators Be Like:

Me: So I have 100% chance with anyone even though I’m not romantically interested in people interesting.

Three Dark Crowns

Fennbirn: All Woman Are QUEENS!

Mainland: If she breathes she’s a thot!

Arsinoe Raised by The Arrons

Hell that what it’s gonna be. 

Genevieve tries to make a dress Arsinoe gives her HELL  for the rest of her life

Other fun shanagins ensue with Aronoe being a strong poisoner gifted in making poisons and eating them.

imagne the gave noir (or whatever it’s called) poisoned food and Arsinoe  she’d eat it ALL 

and Mr. Chatworths and Natalias agreement would happen (maybe) which means billy and Arsinoe 

Which means no dead Natalia! 

And maybe the sibling would meet and have a good relationship with no hurt Kat.

And no being thrown down The Breccia..... but that means not cute moments.

Bonus 2.0: The guy who cheated on the strongest naturalist in generations

A summary of the three dark crowns suitors

The twins that are actually cousins

That one guy who supports murder

Arisone’s soulmate 

Bonus: the guy who through the love of his life of a cliff 

Two Dark Reigns Be Like

Pietyr: We must get them out of you!

Katherine: No I need them.

Pietyr: There killing people left and right!

*Looks at the body of the kid and Madrigal*

Katherine: *scared shrug*

(Later)

Pietyr: *starts doing the exorcism 

Dead Queens: what does this idiot think he’s doing?

Dead Queens:*try to kill him*

Illian the Blue Queen

Daphne: Illian became the mist

Me: how does a person become most like, she was making a storm not mist like you get mist when a cloud hits the ground so..... What?

Brain: It’s magic you ducking idiot.