Tristarnova - Tristarnova

The noise has so many crimes it’s not funny

Idk if someone already suggested this, but do have any headcanons of the PT cast’s worst crimes?

Worst crimes!

Peppino: Traffic infractions. Does his best to deliver pizzas on time, even if it includes running red lights and cutting people off.

Gustavo: Speeding ticket.

Mr. Stick: Insurance fraud and scamming.

Pepperman: Vandalism (graffiti).

The Vigilante: Interfering with police investigation.

The Noise: Terrorism. Possession of illegal explosives. Possession of unregistered firearms. First, second, and third-degree manslaughter (several of each). Possession of nuclear weapons. Reckless driving. Public intoxication. Possession of controlled substance. Assault and battery. Attack on a police officer. Grand theft auto. Theft of a police vehicle. Theft of an ambulance. Theft of a firetruck. (These are just his worst. The list goes on and on.)

Noisette: Assault and battery.

Fake Peppino: Has only been wanted for murder, but never got caught.

Pizzahead: Terrorism. Possession of nuclear weapons. Stalking.

Pillar John: No charges

Gerome: No charges

(Sounds like someone form persona.) Tami: that’s very strange

Tami: What was that job, Zoey shadow

The Kanako has been spotted.

Looping version.

Tami: the fact you ended up welp melting like the amalgamates

Tami: so hum, I am sure axis doesnt know what happened to you.