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Ghost cuties raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! ❤💖🩷✨

Peppighost [I LOVE THIS TRANSFORMATION]

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I really love Peppino's ghost transformation, he looks so silly :>

I tried drawing him in my style to see what happened, and...I think I improved my painting (Maybe a little)

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EXTRA‼️

Here, take this Little Ghost Peppino for yourself and take good care of him 💜

Pizza tower headcanons for both cooking and baking

Peppino: best cook of the entirety of the pizza tower crew, knows exactly what he needs to do, and knows how to spice things up, but not ruin them, as well as being the best pizza maker around, however, aside from making pizza dough and bread, he can’t bake for his life, which thanks to the noise, a rumor popped up that peppino being unable to bake deserts and his location is what caused him to go bankrupt.

Maurice: can’t cook to save his life, he is the guy how can burn water, and doesn’t know anything about seasoning, and hates peppino got his parent’s magic cooking touch, and can’t bake either, will burn the dough every single time, he does however know how to make various drinks.

Gustavo: is a great cook, not as good as peppino, aside from his pasta, which is even better than peppino’s, and is also a great baker himself, with sweets being his speciality, making Gustavo the most well rounded chef around.

Brick: can both cook and bake, but tends to eat the cheese, so peppino and Gustavo don’t like having brick in the kitchen, but if brick is in the kitchen and actually cooks or bakes without getting distracted and eating the chess, they turn out to always be masterpieces in both looks and taste, and the kitchen is always not a mess, everyone is surprised by how great of a chef brick is, especially Pizzahead and Gerome.

Mr stick: is okay, but has bad luck when trying to do such, he can cook, but he has a tendency to mess it up, and he can bake, but he’s very messy, so he mostly orders food, and only bakes or cooks when he can’t buy something, or to try and impress someone.

Pepperman: is an good cook, all their food is great in presentation, but their flavor and taste can be lacking, especially since pepperman likes to make them spicy, which makes his baking skills not that good, but he will make them look very good, that’s for sure.

Vigilante: is a great cook, all things form him come fresh form his farm with no preservatives, his chili is his speciality, he also is the best at grilling out of the group, he can also bake too, but he prefers to go simple with his baking, if it works, there is no need to fix it in his opinion.

Noise: can’t cook or bake to save their life, can not make a meal form scratch, but they can heat up a meal, gets bored way too easily so they can’t learn how to actually bake or cook, and plus also his maniac depression combined with his adhd is a bad combination.

Noisette: would be decent at cooking, if she didn’t try to spice everything up with unique flavors and additions, like peanut butter spaghetti, or chocolate corn on the cob, she is however amazing at baking though, she owns a bakery after all, and can make a great coffee.

Fake peppino: can’t really cook or bake, as they doesn’t have the experience, but with enough practice and training, learning form both peppino and noisette, has the potential to be the best cook and baker around out of the entire cast some day, and they are waiting patiently when that day approaches, when they reach the piont where “nothing compares”.

Pizzahead: pizzahead is the true unique cook out of the cast, he likes to make everything taste like it’s pizza equivalent, or taste like it is pizza, as a result, he can’t bake anything good aside from pizza with any topping, and his cooking can be all over the place, just depends on how much you like pizza.

John: John lost some experience of cooking and baking due to being stuck as a pillar and cloned, but he is still at least decent at cooking and baking, he was actually great at both before he was sealed away, but similar to noisette, he likes to combine things together in werid ways.

Gerome: the most average cook and baker overall, he knows the basics of cooking and baking, follows the recipes exactly, and that’s it, cause they work, and that’s all gerome really cares about, though, he can make a great sandwich, and is the only person in the pizza tower, how will always have their kitchen spotless and shining no matter what.

The noise has so many crimes it’s not funny

Idk if someone already suggested this, but do have any headcanons of the PT cast’s worst crimes?

Worst crimes!

Peppino: Traffic infractions. Does his best to deliver pizzas on time, even if it includes running red lights and cutting people off.

Gustavo: Speeding ticket.

Mr. Stick: Insurance fraud and scamming.

Pepperman: Vandalism (graffiti).

The Vigilante: Interfering with police investigation.

The Noise: Terrorism. Possession of illegal explosives. Possession of unregistered firearms. First, second, and third-degree manslaughter (several of each). Possession of nuclear weapons. Reckless driving. Public intoxication. Possession of controlled substance. Assault and battery. Attack on a police officer. Grand theft auto. Theft of a police vehicle. Theft of an ambulance. Theft of a firetruck. (These are just his worst. The list goes on and on.)

Noisette: Assault and battery.

Fake Peppino: Has only been wanted for murder, but never got caught.

Pizzahead: Terrorism. Possession of nuclear weapons. Stalking.

Pillar John: No charges

Gerome: No charges

Pizza tower headcanons for both cooking and baking

Peppino: best cook of the entirety of the pizza tower crew, knows exactly what he needs to do, and knows how to spice things up, but not ruin them, as well as being the best pizza maker around, however, aside from making pizza dough and bread, he can’t bake for his life, which thanks to the noise, a rumor popped up that peppino being unable to bake deserts and his location is what caused him to go bankrupt.

Maurice: can’t cook to save his life, he is the guy how can burn water, and doesn’t know anything about seasoning, and hates peppino got his parent’s magic cooking touch, and can’t bake either, will burn the dough every single time, he does however know how to make various drinks.

Gustavo: is a great cook, not as good as peppino, aside from his pasta, which is even better than peppino’s, and is also a great baker himself, with sweets being his speciality, making Gustavo the most well rounded chef around.

Brick: can both cook and bake, but tends to eat the cheese, so peppino and Gustavo don’t like having brick in the kitchen, but if brick is in the kitchen and actually cooks or bakes without getting distracted and eating the chess, they turn out to always be masterpieces in both looks and taste, and the kitchen is always not a mess, everyone is surprised by how great of a chef brick is, especially Pizzahead and Gerome.

Mr stick: is okay, but has bad luck when trying to do such, he can cook, but he has a tendency to mess it up, and he can bake, but he’s very messy, so he mostly orders food, and only bakes or cooks when he can’t buy something, or to try and impress someone.

Pepperman: is an good cook, all their food is great in presentation, but their flavor and taste can be lacking, especially since pepperman likes to make them spicy, which makes his baking skills not that good, but he will make them look very good, that’s for sure.

Vigilante: is a great cook, all things form him come fresh form his farm with no preservatives, his chili is his speciality, he also is the best at grilling out of the group, he can also bake too, but he prefers to go simple with his baking, if it works, there is no need to fix it in his opinion.

Noise: can’t cook or bake to save their life, can not make a meal form scratch, but they can heat up a meal, gets bored way too easily so they can’t learn how to actually bake or cook, and plus also his maniac depression combined with his adhd is a bad combination.

Noisette: would be decent at cooking, if she didn’t try to spice everything up with unique flavors and additions, like peanut butter spaghetti, or chocolate corn on the cob, she is however amazing at baking though, she owns a bakery after all, and can make a great coffee.

Fake peppino: can’t really cook or bake, as they doesn’t have the experience, but with enough practice and training, learning form both peppino and noisette, has the potential to be the best cook and baker around out of the entire cast some day, and they are waiting patiently when that day approaches, when they reach the piont where “nothing compares”.

Pizzahead: pizzahead is the true unique cook out of the cast, he likes to make everything taste like it’s pizza equivalent, or taste like it is pizza, as a result, he can’t bake anything good aside from pizza with any topping, and his cooking can be all over the place, just depends on how much you like pizza.

John: John lost some experience of cooking and baking due to being stuck as a pillar and cloned, but he is still at least decent at cooking and baking, he was actually great at both before he was sealed away, but similar to noisette, he likes to combine things together in werid ways.

Gerome: the most average cook and baker overall, he knows the basics of cooking and baking, follows the recipes exactly, and that’s it, cause they work, and that’s all gerome really cares about, though, he can make a great sandwich, and is the only person in the pizza tower, how will always have their kitchen spotless and shining no matter what.

YAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!! (I'm drawing like, half of these later... /silly)

Hiiiii!!! Idk if this has been asked before, (ignore this if it has!!) but I've made jokes about it on my acc....

So THEORETICALLY.... Drag queen/king/performer headcanons??? :-0000

omg this one is silly I love it

Drag headcanons!

Peppino: Has tried drag before, definitely got a kick out of it. Thought it was HILARIOUS and fun. Wouldn't be a performer, though. Too insecure to go out in drag in public, but does have fun at shows.

Gustavo: Has fun in drag. I could see him going to drag night at a bar and trying to get Peppino to go with him. Would go to drag night in full uniform and has a ton of fun.

Mr. Stick: Tried drag, but didn't think it was for him. Still loves going to performances. I can also see him watching RuPaul.

Pepperman: Maybe not ENTIRELY drag, but he has done his makeup a few times and was unusually good at it.

The Vigilante: Not into drag. It's not that he doesn't like it, but he simply can't comprehend it.

The Noise: Not necessarily into drag. Noisette did his makeup once, and he lost his mind over how hilarious it was (even though it burned his face). Probably goes to drag night at bars and has a blast.

Noisette: LOVES drag queens. Loves going to shows and performances. Tries to get Noise to let her do drag on him, but he's too stubborn. Doesn't know what a drag king is, but would probably enjoy being one.

Fake Peppino: Doesn't know what drag is. Gets confused. Why are Gustavo and Peppino suddenly pretty ladies? Doesn't care. Noisette would probably put fake lashes on him for sillies.

Pizzahead: THEE drag queen extraordinaire. I see him dressing in any clothes regardless of gender, but when it comes to drag, he SLAYS. No one can compete with him. He probably wins any drag contest imaginable. Has the prettiest dress with tons of glitter.

Pillar John: Another one who doesn't understand what drag is, but has fun at drag shows. Another victim of Noisette putting fake lashes on him, but he thought it was hilarious. He felt pretty.

Gerome: Has no idea drag exists. I don't really see him as a type who would know what it is, but once he finds out, he probably gets a kick out of it. He's seen Pizzahead in drag, but thought that's just one of his usual outfits.

Who the heck invited this guy?

Day 10: Ghost

(I was too lazy to color this so I'm just gonna leave it like that)

Upon seeing the pascal car post I got curious - what do you think the Pizza Tower (from ur AU) characters would like as their cars/motorcycles/etc? Just for fun lmfao

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Firstly, it's not au lol, it's just interpretation but thank you for the ask

Ahem

Peppino is loyal to his CRUSTY ASS vespa. He is not replacing it, that thing is on life support. Tho he can drive a car too if necessary

Noise defo owns every type of vehicle known to man with how rich his ass is, but alas

He doesn't know how to drive any of them, his ass doesn't have a license and he's banned from getting one. He just has his skateboard and jetpack for transport tho

Noisette 👏teleports 👏

I have no idea what Gustavo uses for transport oh gee. Can anyone help me on this one? I think he uses a deer or a bull. Man I'm so stumped you guys. If only there was a level in the game that can answer the question!

We all know Pepperman is a car jock. He probably owns like three identical cars from different companies, CUSTOM MADE. He used to have five identical cars but he crashed two of em. One for a performance art and the other because he thought it would be funny

Vigilante drives a truck and knows how to tame and ride a bunch of animals. He prefers the critters more, the truck is mostly for business reasons like produce delivery or smthn.

Fake Peppino uses his sheer fucking will to transport himself. Bro runs faster than Peppino in the boss fight, ain't no wayyyy

Pizzahead ALSO teleports but he crashes from the sky unlike Noisette who just spawns next to you. If not teleportation, he uses a fuck ass unicycle, Pizzaface or his own two legs to power walk without ceasing

Mr Stick uses anything but a vehicle cuz his ass is so Inspector Gadget. Okay maybe he also uses a car from the 80s

Gerome and John teleports