Everyone Please Yell At Me, I'm Not Doing My Assignment That's Due Tommorow Even Though I'm Fully Able

Everyone please yell at me, I'm not doing my assignment that's due tommorow even though I'm fully able and capable :(

Yanno sometimes I think back to when I had a minecraft "boyfriend" (some dude that I played on a server with a few times) and then one day his cousin (using his account and username and skin) told me died.

Anyways shoutout to Garroth9 for using my elementary school sleeping beauty pick me bullshit against me on the kawaii hs server. Don't worry I'm slightly less cringe these days

Edit to say, these two things are completely unrelated and happened on different servers

I can probably keep attention while writing a sentence and you want me to write a 5 page essay? That's like a novel dude

I could be a dragon and no one would know

I also don't think Neige LeBlanche is very pretty and he's actually kinda dumb. Also his name is grammatically incorrect.

I think his personality is having a squirrel on his sweater and wearing a beret. His real name probably isn't actually Neige. It's probably Luke or George or something.

Controversial: I hate Vil Shoenheit and he isn't that pretty.

Idia has wet cat energy in a discord mod incel way and I think Ortho has to hose him down once a week to meet below basic hygiene standards

Azul has wet cat energy in a pathetic baby boy sweetness way and I think Floyd dumps buckets of water on him for fun

Board Game Club is full of pathetic strategists and I am madly in love with 1 of them