So Embarrassing - Tumblr Posts
I don't know how to human
five second vent art bc i got sidelined and ignored and dry texted bc i was joking abt biting, i feel like shit :(
TRUTH OR DARE #1
I was dared to go to a lingerie store and buy myself some panties the other day. I went in and started looking around and it wasn’t long until this sexy and cute young girl comes up and asks if I need any help.
I said I was looking for something really pretty and she asked if I know what size SHE wears. I was told I'd have to be honest and say they were for me. She gave me a look like “what a fag” and I got rock hard. I turned bright red and smiled embarrased and she showed me some cute panties which I quickly purchased and sped out of the store.
I was so turned on knowing that pretty little thing knew my secret and she would probably tell her coworkers and friends. The whole thing drove me nuts!!
Yanno sometimes I think back to when I had a minecraft "boyfriend" (some dude that I played on a server with a few times) and then one day his cousin (using his account and username and skin) told me died.
Anyways shoutout to Garroth9 for using my elementary school sleeping beauty pick me bullshit against me on the kawaii hs server. Don't worry I'm slightly less cringe these days
Edit to say, these two things are completely unrelated and happened on different servers
LMAOOOO I JUST ASKED SMTH TO BE LIKE AN EMOJI ANON AND I FORGOT 2 ASK AS AN ANON
I'm so silly guys
fuck your zodiac, were you a Barbie kid, Monster High kid, LOL kid, Bratz kid, Disney Doll kid, Ever After High kid, Lalaloopsy kid, or American Girl Doll kid because it really matters a lot actually
My mind immediately after I say anything to anyone:
“They don’t care. That was fucking stupid.”
bff is ur anton smut supposed to be cut off or😭??? it stops suddenly like midway...
Need to stop uploading at 1am... Thanks
i have to mentally stop my brain from writing seojun x reader content because rn it's being impulsive
unpopular & unwarranted opinion? i.n.v.u is so embarrassing ;-; i am so close to deleting my whole blog and d i s a p p e a r
unpopular & unwarranted opinion? i.n.v.u is so embarrassing ;-; i am so close to deleting my whole blog and d i s a p p e a r
Breaking the law is not something you've ever tried to do.
You're not a stickler for rules you just...don't have an interest in making trouble, especially making trouble on purpose.
But after seeing that guy in uniform?
You start to weigh the risks.
The next time you see him he's, sadly, not on duty. Your friend knows his friend so when you're out getting coffee one day and the two of you bump into the two of them--Sugawara and Daichi as you're properly introduced--you can't help yourself.
"I think I've seen you around before," you say slyly to Daichi and his smile is pleasant, congenial, when you describe the time and place.
"Routine patrol," he admits. "I'm usually assigned that area."
You hum "so...you're not one of the officers out catching 'bad guys'?"
He smirks, a touch of humor. "Only if they cross my path."
"And then what?" You banter "are you the one who locks them up?"
Daichi's eyes sparkle curiously at your tone. "If they've committed a crime serious enough...though it's usually enough just to give someone a warning or, at most, write them a ticket."
Your friend and Sugawara exchange an amused look that you and Daichi miss.
The conversation wraps up quickly after that but the attractive officer who doubles as a strong, sturdy civilian doesn't leave your mind.
He's back in action patrolling on foot with his partner the next time you see him.
You exchange a friendly greeting, warmth building in your chest. "And how's the neighborhood today? Am I safe walking around alone like this?"
His partner smirks but Daichi just lightly chuckles. "Yes, you'll be fine."
"Are you sure?" you ask. "I might need a police escort...you never know where a criminal might be lurking."
Daichi snorts. "No criminals in sight."
Without looking away from Daichi you step toward the street and repeat "are you suuure?"
He frowns lightheartedly, his partner watching with reserved entertainment. "What are you doing?"
Though the crosswalk is only a car length away you dramatically step into the street very much not in it.
"Nothing officer," you reply innocently with a devious smile that makes Daichi smirk.
"Use the crosswalk." He crosses his arms staring you down.
"Or what?" You grin taking another step away from the sidewalk.
He scoffs wryly. "I'll give you a ticket."
"Hmmm." You tap your chin looking him up and down. "Will it have your number?"
Daichi's trying to suppress a smile as his partner shakes his head. "My badge number? Of course."
"I was hoping for your phone number," you admit without moving any further into the street.
Daichi gives a quiet, deep laugh and takes out his pad as you skip back to the sidewalk with a victorious grin. Then he rips off the top sheet and offers it to you.
"Thank you officer." You beam and he gives you a flat look with a small smile. "I'll be on my best behavior from now on."
You watch him go, admiring the back side of his uniform, finally looking down at--
The ticket.
He actually wrote you a ticket!
"For harassing a law enforcement officer?!" you shriek, making a few heads turn in your direction.
You cringe with embarrassment and hustle to the nearest station. As the train pulls in and rustles the ticket in your hand you notice something else scribbled on the back:
Just kidding. Consider this a warning and don't do it again, especially so it doesn't encourage anyone else.
You grin ear-to-ear at the phone number underneath.
watcher saying they need more money for ‘higher quality content’ (that nobody asked for) yet using AI art in their mystery files episodes blows my mind
IM GONNA KMS, I JUST CANT KEEP UP THE ACT OF NONCHALANCE ANYMORE, BUT I HAVE TO. THE THING IS, I MIGHT LOSE IT. IT'S SO ANNOYING AND EMBARRASSING FOR NO REASON. I FEEL LIKE JUMPING OFF A CLIFF AND THROWING THIS PHONE AWAY. I SHOULD'VE JUST BURNED THIS PHONE. SCRATCH THAT, I NEVER SHOULD'VE HAD A PHONE TO BEGIN WITH.
ughgghthf i don’t know what to do, my head feels so empty i cant form a single thought and i don’t know why . well i do know why but it’s like i don’t wanna admit it to myself cause i knew this was gonna happen again and i just pushed it away for as long as i could. i feel dizzy and my eyes are blurry and i can’t think straight and i feel like shit but it’s almost a good feeling
stopped to look at a sign at dairy queen (it was on a window) and a group of teenagers behind it all turned and looked at me 😔