Ummm That Would OBVIOUSLY Be Lord Zeus In Disguise OR Or Or A Creature That Hes Blessed So Youd Have

Ummm that would OBVIOUSLY be Lord Zeus in disguise OR or or a creature that he’s blessed so you’d have to save it. Assuming you’re successful, you’ll either have passed whatever test that Zeus put you through while the bird becomes indebted to you even though you’re like hehe yea I don’t really have the resources to take care of you but sure you can totally do whatever you’d like.

Expect a quest. Like some time in the near future. That ginormous bird would very much be involved. Hope you have two friends that are very willing to accompany you on a suicide-mission that’s probably supposed to be executed in an extremely limited amount of time. Yeah.

You work on rehabilitating birds of prey, from hawks to eagles and owls you thought you had already saved a member of every species in your local area at least once. Then one night after a storm you find a huge bird the size of a small plane, cackling with lightning and obviously injured

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Genre: fantasy!au, angst, smut Pairing: Fae!Jeongguk x human!reader Word Count: 8.9k Warnings: the angst is minimal (years of pining and some heartbreak. okay maybe minimal for us, but not for them lol), near death of a major character, fingering, vaginal sex (that vanilla stuff, but it’s cute you just gotta get there). Summary: In the village there were always whispers of Fae and at home, isolated in the mountains, your mother wove you stories of the tricks they pulled. When young, you met, by fate, a Fae that skewed all your previous notions. A boy saves your life and sets you on your way. Years later, he’s there again, saving you and sealing it with a kiss. Legend says that if a Fae claims you as his own you’re his forever. Could you, a human, really live with forever? 

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this is peak sibling behavior 😂

Same

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

☺️☺️☺️ I couldn’t stop smiling as I read this. T’was kayooot!

Lmfaooo that childhood bff to lovers trope where they meet at ~their~ spot after a fight + jungkook

Kahdskdj I FEEL LIKE THIS IS SO FUNNY because I hate it yet i’m a WHORE for it

━ for the cliché scene / overused movie trope drabble game ! *closed* ━ jeongguk x reader, pg-15, angst, light fluff

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you stay frozen in where you stand as you catch a glimpse of jeongguk sitting right there by the benches at the side of the outdoor basketball court. he’s holding a ball, one that you know he owns, before he stands up and starts dribbling it around the ring, doing some familiar moves and then throwing the ball towards the hoop. but it doesn’t go in like it should, it just hits the metal hoop itself and bounces back conveniently to the direction where you’re still stuck in your feet, jeongguk mindlessly turning to fetch it though as he raises his head, he sees you right there.

you should have known better than to go to the basketball court to blow off some steam. after all, it’s a predictable place for either you and jeongguk to be whenever the two of you just weren’t feeling your best selves. now, it’s a little funny to think that the reason why you’re both seen going to this ‘sanctuary’ of yours was because of each other, perhaps the first in the long time you and jeongguk have been friends.

as the ball touches your feet, you get a wake up call and decide to return to where you came from, spinning your body and marching away.

“____, wait!” jeongguk calls, something that only urges you to walk faster, until you suddenly feel his fingers wrapping around your wrist and he’s forcefully making you face him. “hey, can we—can we just talk?”

“no, we really shouldn’t,” you say, prying his grip off but jeongguk just holds your other hand to prevent you from doing so. “it’s not like we have something to talk about anyways.”

“come on, of course, we do—”

“we don’t,” you lift your eyes to meet his, “i don’t have to hear more of the kind of excuses you want to say.”

“i already said, i’m sorry.”

“and i already said, okay, noted, now fuck off.”

jeongguk’s hold loosens at that and you actually feel guilty for a second if it weren’t for the events that happened earlier flashing quickly back in your mind as well.

it was petty, but the cause of your anger towards him at this moment rooted from how you saw jeongguk acting disgusted when a friend of his teased the both of you as a couple. he shuddered and said something along the lines of ‘that shit would never happen’, laughing afterwards until he glanced sideways and unexpectedly found you there, glaring at him and dashing away. he followed you and argued with you, the fight worsening the situation—and now you’re here, doing the same thing still.

“am i that bad?” you whispered, biting the insides of your cheek.

“no, ____,” jeongguk frowns, sighing, “i didn’t mean that. it was just—i was being stupid and, and i don’t know, i just wanted to prove to kyle that you and i aren’t what everyone thinks.”

“a couple.”

“yeah.” he finally lets your wrists go. “it’s just… i know what we are. and i know you see me as a brother, that’s why i acted dumb and disgusted—because i was telling him that for you to see me in a different way, it’d be impossible, considering how... how, we’re like family and shit.”

you gaze at him, jeongguk looking somewhere else, his ears starting to get red. “but we’re not family.”

“we’re not.”

“i never called you my brother—nor did i ever saw you as one.”

“i know.”

“so, what made you think that?”

he furrows his eyebrows, daring to make eye contact with you then. he stares at you, thinking, and when he replies, he doesn’t even answer your question but just asks another one himself. “why? do you see me as something else?”

it’s your turn to avoid his eyes. you cross your arms and inhale that familiar evening breeze, your heart pounding inside your ribcage, maybe wanting to escape. “i don’t know.”

jeongguk’s lips twitch a little, an action that you don’t notice. he waits for you to look at him again, to give him your attention. as you do that after three seconds or more, he’s brave now to offer you a timid yet hopeful smile, nodding to the direction where another favorite place of yours and his was found, the alleyway where small stands sold various kinds of street food.

“it’ll be my treat,” he tells you, knowing you’ll understand what he meant immediately.

you shift on your feet side by side, narrowing your eyes at him before scoffing and striding away. he almost gets disheartened at your course of action, though as he watches your figure walk far from him, he realizes that you’re heading to the mentioned alleyway and not to where you lived.

you glance at him from behind, annoyed. “are you treating me or what?”

jeongguk doesn’t stop himself from grinning wide.

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