Me @ Me

Me @ me

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy

Cardan, tired and desperate: “Jude please,I need you to come back.”

Jude, in the Mortal World, sipping a martini in a Hawaiian shirt, wearing shades and listening to Killer Queen: “Oh?”

Now as a avid clown lover I would love to have a older party clown though I don't think I have any clown adoption agencies

Short List of G/t Dialogue Prompts

“Well, hello there, cutie. What are you doing out here?”

“Get back beast! Don’t make me use this!”

“You’ll go great with the rest of my collection.”

“Come out right now, or your friend gets it.”

“What’s in the cat’s mouth?” “I don’t- Fuck! It’s [character name]!”

“Get out of here before [pronoun] catch(es) you too!”

“I can’t snuggle with you, you’re fifty times my size!”

“Y’know, it’s actually super creepy that you have your old hamster cage hidden in the back or your closet.”

“Shush- shush. I’m not gonna hurt you, okay?”

“When I said I wanted a change of scenery, I didn’t mean a cage, just so you know.”

“Honestly, this plan is working out so much better then I thought.”

“I love you.” “Cool, still kidnapping.”

“What a great beast- I’m going to marry [pronoun].”

“Just cause I’m big it doesn’t make me a monster.”

“I may be too small to kill you, but I’m not too small to mildly inconvenience your day to day life.”

same

I am a house plant