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Can we talk about the fact that idk JUDE HAS FUCKING STABBED HERSELF LIKE HELLO?????
Why is it never enough.
Why am I never enough
your top 10 book series?
Okay so
Folk of the air/ the cruel prince
Percy Jackson
A court of thorns and roses
Hunger Games
Shatter me
Aristotle and Dante discover the secrets of the universe
Six of crows
A good girl's guide to murder
Inheritance Games
Harry Potter
This was difficult but here goes-

i think its something with the Greenbriar genes is it not

THE PARALLEL TO THE GLAMOUR SCENE IN THE WICKED KING WHEN CARDAN HAS TO CHECK IF JUDE REALLY IS GLAMOUR-PROOF OMG

the whole plot of the cruel prince
Cardan is so pookie I will not elaborate
Me when Jude didn’t do anything after Cardan told her to “kiss him until he’s sick of it”:

girls don't want flowers they just want the cruel prince books to be re written in cardan's pov
He's underappreciated
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"Cardan would never be able to win a fist fight"
HE BROKE A CURSED THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD METAL CROWN WITH HIS BARE HANDS! LIKE IT WAS A TOY! IDK ABOUT YOU BUT I WOULDN'T EVEN DARE TO FIGHT HIM!
Damn
Jurdan gets funnier and funnier the more you think about them and realize how much of a big loser both of them are when it comes to love.
Mfs get married to supposedly "form a trustworthy alliance" -> Cardan exiles Jude the next day to impress her, because apparently his rizz disappears when it truly matters 💀 -> Jude takes it seriously, stays in the human world for months and is salty af -> Cardan cries himself to sleep and writes pathetic little letters to her. Like wow you did that to yourself you dumb bitch 😭
And don't get me STARTED on their dumbass confessions. Cardan's was, I'm pretty sure, 80% on a whim. Like, maybe he had prepared the words in his mind but he didn't plan to confess to her right then and there at such a bad time. Says "well you probably already guessed as much" at the end then RUNS AWAY probably because he's overwhelmed and Jude is left standing there like???? No I fucking didn't guess you liked me lmao??? I'm dumb af bro, should've been this direct from the start :')
And Jude's is also hilarious because she says it kind of hurriedly as soon as they're alone, since she had promised herself to tell him the first moment they get together. Girlie confesses and CARDAN DOESN'T BELIEVE HER 😭 so homegirl has to EXPLAIN in DETAILS when she thinks she started to fall for him, why she started to like him, why she believed he didn't like her and why she felt the need to hide it. And ONLY after that whole ass explanation Cardan's finally like "omg!!! You liked me because I'm clever and funny?!?? Omgggg..."
Those fuckers were really married for months before fumbling their way through awkward confessions because they can't indulge in the thought that the other likes them. Like they were legit EMBARRASSED to admit that they like eachother while being MARRIED. Please this is so unserious, get real.
BOOK RATINGS! (not recommendations//SPOILERS)
So, last month, I read fantasy novels. And one this month. I like to write my ratings about some novels (spoilers included) I read. They’re fantasy, literally all of them (and they’re quite enemies-to-lovers)
Cruel Beauty

☆☆☆☆ or 4.5
Like the dumb I am, I didn’t understand the story’s ending. Although I knew that Shade and Ignifex became one—Lux, and Nyx and Lux got back together, the ending didn’t got me, still.
It made me cry in the climax. I thought they wouldn’t be together in the end.
I didn’t quite understand much of the other elements of this intricate world-building. It was Greek mythology and such others combined, a little complicated for me. But it was well, I like the concept.
An Enchantment of Ravens

☆☆☆☆
Gadfly, for sure I thought of him as a fatherly-like figure for Rook and Isobel. But near the climax, he became wicked—like a villain. However, in the end, I did liked him again.
March and May, holy cow. I was weirded out at how they eat everything, literally everything. But, yeah, they were cows before.
Raven Rook and horse Rook, magically wonderful. Rook’s actions towards Isobel when he was a raven, it was sooo cute. The horse Rook is good, it runs fast.
Every love confession of them, I was always smiling and shrieking. The first confession of Rook tho . . .
Isobel’s talent for painting, I haven’t had enough of reading those.
To Kill A Kingdom

☆☆☆☆.5
I was interested, then I liked it, and then I LOVE IT.
The characters are awesome, though I want to see Elian as a king, it didn’t change the way I see the book.
The romance was very slow-burned, if it wasn’t for their dialogues, I wouldn’t think that they’ve fallen in love.
That princess (Sakura was her undercover name, I think), I hate the f out of her and I don’t know why.
The Shadows Between Us

☆☆☆.5
I like how it ended, however I’ll like it more if the author wrote a chapter or scene about their wedding.
I was excited before reading this because of the blurb, while it did showed up in the book that she wants to steal the throne from Kallias, that plan didn’t reached the end. I mean, obviously it wouldn’t reach the end because they were meant to be in love..?
I guess this book was only a fun read (literally. i kinda read it for fun) to me. I didn’t even feel connected to the characters in every ways.
I’ve read the Folk of The Air Series (The Cruel Prince, The Wicked King, The Queen of Nothing) and How The King of Elfhame Learned To Hate Stories; however I am too lazy to give reviews. <3


꧁༺𝕁𝕌𝔻𝔼 𝔻𝕌𝔸ℝ𝕋𝔼༻꧂
Jude is actually my wife. Like we got married a couple of weeks ago literally.
the feminine urge to fall in love with the villain.
convinced my cousin to read tfota trilogy and this is basically how it went
her, few chapters in: cardan sucks i hate him go jude!!
me: NO!! TEAM CARDAN!!!!
her, few chapters later: aw i love cardan <3
me: YES!! TEAM CARDAN!!!!
her, end of the book: ugh i hate cardan.
me: NO!! TEAM CARDAN!!!!
does anyone want to read cardan greenbriar x reader fics or is it just me?
Bestie. You need therapy. Not a Fae prince with midnight hair and razor sharp jawline who hates you because he thinks of you. Often. It's disgusting, and he can't stop.

what is jude & cardan if not:
